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Re: Lets Be Honest!

TheMailDemon — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 10:37:10 -0000

You forgot the Korean war, dumbass.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:17:22 -0000

They were too busy rimming each other, but now they'll be back. Thanks greg.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:16:07 -0000

Best advertising ever.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:15:27 -0000

That's supposed to be bacon? That looks like red magic marker.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:47:28 -0000

Yep. You are an asshole, and you left a stupid fucking comment. Yay you!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:45:38 -0000

Look closer, retard. It is NOT a company name. It's a misspelled company name. Jebus Kee-rist! Explaining a joke makes it less funny and just sad. I pity you, JTmoney.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:14:38 -0000

There could be anything in there! Maybe even a boat!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:22:25 -0000

Really? This is what passes for funny now? Jeez, what kind of alcoholic DOESN'T know that a read-headed slut is a Jaeger-based shot/shooter? Is that risque or something? What, never heard the word 'slut'? What if I told you I drank a sex on the beach, or a sexy alligator? *giggle* I said 'sex'! Grow the fuck up. Having a red-headed slut on your receipt is not funny, it just means you like decent drinks. Now, the total is interesting, coupled with the red-headed part. Because lord knows, red-headed women ARE from the devil. I love 'em, but Jesus are they screwy! Trouble every time.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:23:01 -0000

Well, G, you could have either looked it up, or just assumed that it's a grocery store localized to a certain part of the country, with which you may not be familiar, in this case MD, DC, & VA. But you didn't take that route, did you? Nope, you decided to immortalize your ignorance for all to see. Unless your comment was the front end of a bad joke and you're expectantly awaiting some other poor sap to write: "Food for really big people." Then your cunning plan will have come to completion and your cackling laugh can echo throughout the basement of your mother's house. You know, I truly hope that this is the case, and you're really not dumb enough to be unable to work Google.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 08:16:42 -0000

Seems as if someone's a bit jealous that he can't think of snarky comments quite as well as someone else. Someone should - now I've forgotten who someone is... Fuck.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 08:19:40 -0000

...And Marilyn Monroe did not have six toes.

But, coconut milk really was used as a substitute for blood plasma by US troops in World War II, in the battle throughout the Pacific.

Oddly enough, many of these ARE true. Pearls in vinegar, true. Mosquito repellent, true.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:28:45 -0000

The people who read this and tear up, thinking "By God, that's exactly what's wrong with this country." are the ones who think 'The Dukes of Hazzard' was a documentary.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:23:18 -0000

Whooptie-do. They're all over. The one in College Park, MD has an employee who looks like Tupac. We called him Cluck-U-Pac. Real creative, I know. Shut up. Drunken, college, yadda yaddda.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 08:14:52 -0000

gynecologist... burning desire... heh...

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:43:58 -0000

Possibly, Dave, but still funnier than anything you could come up with.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:15:23 -0000

How the f*ck does one do that?

That's truly just impressive.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 20:24:20 -0000

you must be a farker...

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

TheMailDemon — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:17:12 -0000

It's understandable that they're not funny to some people; people who never went to college...