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Re: Spring Break

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 04:32:44 -0000

Your 19 year old son let you boss him around at your work? What hold to you have over this guy?

P.S Great picture of Jake. Did you finally have to have his hands surgically removed from his cheeks?

(Dufus)

Re: I'll Have What She's Having....

SlingsandArrows — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 12:28:33 -0000

"Unnatural"? What in God's name is that woman doing? Wait for the sound she makes if she gets sent to jail!

Re: The “Thou are not Forsaken Haiti!” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:00:06 -0000

Do you think you'll be any less offended after that lobotomy of yours? I hope not. Me, I've done my own deal with the devil.

Re: The “New Year’s Resolution Solution” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:19:14 -0000

Yeah, that is Bob (guy with no arms and legs trying to swim). He's Phil's brother (guy with no arms and legs trying to cross a pot-holed road) and Curt and Rod's cousin (2 guys with no arms and legs holding up the curtains).

Re: The “Official ‘Who is Allowed to be Offended by Christmas’ List” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 16:09:21 -0000

Christ, Santa's a Bill's fan? What a loser. I''m offended!

Re: The “Offended Blogger Official Definition” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:34:54 -0000

Hmmm... sodomy? down under? Where else? Call me a jolly swagman and watch my billy boil.

Re: The “Disney’s Princess and the Frog Opens Doors” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:17:07 -0000

You know I often had my doubts about all those dwarfs before Snow White came along.

Re: The “Disney’s Princess and the Frog Opens Doors” Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:11:45 -0000

Well, next must be a Frog. I'm married to a lovely little French girl if you're looking for some je ne sais quoi - tips. Hey, pas de problem cherie.

Re: The "Sexting: the Unholy Truth Exposed!" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:14:04 -0000

Why are you interested in God's ass...terisks? Sorry if this comment is a bit late. Hey, speaking of a little behind y'all can kiss mine. ;o

Re: The "Tiger Woods and the Suicide Blonde?" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:09:10 -0000

When I first heard the story I thought Tiger had attempted to off himself.....uh, as opposed to girl after girl getting their hands on his wood and getting him off.

Re: The "It’s not racist, it’s all just a big Swissunderstanding!" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:00:16 -0000

Nigerians and Fatwa friends? You hang with an interesting crowd. Hey don't forget Swiss Army knives. You can whip up a gourmet meal and chop all the firewood for the stove with those things.

Re: The "You Can’t Always Get What You Want" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:41:58 -0000

Patience, patience. Good things come to those who wait. I'll bet hubby's waiting to surprise you on your anniversary. Not sure which one but I'm sure he'll get it right eventually.

Re: The "Not In MY Backyard!" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:27:38 -0000

Um, you don't live ear the railway tracks do you? Then why are you worried about hobo spiders?

Re: The "I Smell Sex and Candy" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:19:54 -0000

Pregnant nun? You chose pregnant nun over wench? Sheesh. That'll be a hard habit to break out of when you go to convert.

Re: The "My Ouija Board Hates Me" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:00:09 -0000

P.S. Show me your DISQUS?

Re: The "My Ouija Board Hates Me" Offensive

SlingsandArrows — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:57:45 -0000

Okay, okay this is pretty cool. I'm not a DISQUS user so I couldn't comment from there. I didn't want to use my Facebook profile so I signed in via TWitter. I have two accounts there and it went to this one. Could it be because that's what I'm currently logged into HBDC as? Otherwise this has me interested, Chelle.