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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Disqus - Friends of Sabrina97</title><link>http://disqus.com/by/Sabrina97/</link><description></description><atom:link href="http://disqus.com/Sabrina97/friends.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:59:26 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: Caution: Curves Ahead</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/curves-ahead/',%208605700L)#comment-8605700</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I gotta do something about my damn boobs too. This shit is rediculous. Glad to see you're wearing actual shoes instead of flip flops all the time...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;lol&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 23:36:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Socks And The City</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/socks-and-the-city/',%208605736L)#comment-8605736</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Don't nobody say shit about tighty whiteys!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;OK...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;that tube sock shit is so country. I thought that was a Memphis thing. You already know how I turn up my nose at some of the shit I see down here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shit, last night I took the kids out to this Chucky Cheese wannabe type place, and I couldn't help but to notice that all the dudes were wearing plaid shorts. I hate plaid, and seeing that shit got on my nerves. Fortunately, most of them wore ankle socks tho.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. How people in the DC area gonna refer to other people as "Bammas" when their country asses wearing 70's style tube socks and penny loafers?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:08:10 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Socks And The City</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/socks-and-the-city/',%208605737L)#comment-8605737</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Memphis!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Seewhumsayinanshit?!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:09:31 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: A Hip-Hop Interlude</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/a-hiphop-interlude/',%208605753L)#comment-8605753</link><description>&lt;p&gt;YOOOOOOOO!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is that real obscrure shit that I thought I was the only one who STILL listens to or even think about.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You better be careful, you're showin your inner hood. For that you could very well lose your caucasian pass.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CTFU&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:16:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Pump Wars</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/pump-wars/',%208605771L)#comment-8605771</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;too bad they caught the D.C. sniper. Looks like he was needed today.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:00:14 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Black In America 24-7</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/black-in-america-24-7/',%208605783L)#comment-8605783</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I especially watched the show to see if your bougie ass was gonna be on it Yesha....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CTFU!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok, I agree with you. The show was a disapointment for me as well. I was actually sitting in front of the TV anticipating it like it was the Superbowl.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I did watch it with my entire family, and had a discussion with the 2 teenage girls about it. That was the good thing that came out of it I guess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I felt there was no middle ground as they went from one extreme to the next. Nor did they offer any solutions to any of the problems identified. I did enjoy the "Black Male" episode better than the "Black Female" episode. I think they failed in representing the sistas on there. But with the brothas, they kinda hit on it a lil better.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:35:59 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Rock The Bells</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/rock-the-bells/',%208605797L)#comment-8605797</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Damn you!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wish they had shit like that to come thru Memphis.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh well...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'll just have to settle for Shawty Lo.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*singin*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Dey be likeeee...boy you'z a fool!"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:41:01 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Black In America 24-7</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/black-in-america-24-7/',%208605788L)#comment-8605788</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Mannnnnnnn! Now see, I thought it was just me about that dude. I thought they picked the wrong person to represent "cooperate sucess". Clearly, that cat CHOSE to segregate himself from other black people, but yet they profiled him as a black man with something to prove? That was some bullshit!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. He looks like somebody you'd date...LMAO&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 19:48:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Black-Latino Tension Is A Figment Of White People&amp;#8217;s Imagination (or Desire?)</title><link>(u'http://jackandjillpolitics.com/2008/07/black-latino-tension-is-a-figment-of-white-peoples-imagination-or-desire/',%201013870L)#comment-1013870</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I'd like to think and agree that much of it has to do with the media. Sure, maybe in some communities out in California, this is a problem (one with a history in gang activity), but I haven't heard much in the way of a black vs brown thing. Seems to me, that its a white america vs brown thing which is evident wit the immigration debate.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:46:46 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: 0-60 mph In One Day</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/07/0-60-mph-in/',%208605834L)#comment-8605834</link><description>&lt;p&gt;YO!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This shit was hilarious as fuck! I don't understand why people would pay good white people money for this shit. The shit is like a four wheeled segway. Who the hell wants to be caught riding in that crap. Fuck saving gas...with all the options that muthafucka costs as much as a regular car!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. I snagged the video because it was too funny. And yeah, imma use it in a blog and give you your props of course.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:44:04 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Asides Pt. 2</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/08/friday-asides-2/',%208605926L)#comment-8605926</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Wait, ain't Monistat for the vagina?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:15:26 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Adam, Eve &amp;#038; Steve</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/08/adam-eve-and-steve/',%208605884L)#comment-8605884</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Us men are easily stimulated visually. The sight of seeing two women going at it sexually is good for the balls. Two heads are better than one is the motto!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:22:04 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Pungent Throat Smoke</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/08/pungent-throat-smoke/',%208605867L)#comment-8605867</link><description>&lt;p&gt;OMG! When I used to smoke, my ex once told me that "tap dancing midget line" in description of my breath. As a person with a midget fetish, the thought of a midget with shit on his shoes was a definite turnoff.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I finally quit smoking 2yrs ago cold turkey. Now it disgusts me when I get a whiff of cigarette smoke wherever I go. You should've pulled out that Big Red, turned to him, and hit him with the line...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Seriously?!"&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:28:53 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My Hair Story</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/08/my-hair-story/',%208605942L)#comment-8605942</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I wouldn't dare shave off my pubic hair. Thats crazy that you did that!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oops, my bad...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I shaved my head back in the day when Onyx was hot. I looked pretty stupid going from an Afro to a baldy. Hopefully I won't ever go bald and have to shave that shit off again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:29:09 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: I Can&amp;#8217;t Imagine You Naked</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/08/i-cant-imagine-you-naked/',%208606032L)#comment-8606032</link><description>&lt;p&gt;And thats why your ass is single!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:28:59 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Dance Like No One&amp;#8217;s Watching</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/dance-like-no-ones-watching/',%208606048L)#comment-8606048</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Ok, so I was reading this and was hoping to say something in this comment to the effect of...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Thats what you get when you hangout with white boys."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But then I read that dude was black, and I lost it. And the negro was in the marching band too??&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;WTF??!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:19:52 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Miss Independent</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/miss-independent/',%208606079L)#comment-8606079</link><description>&lt;p&gt;First off...Neyo is Gay! So I'm not feeling him as for singing some shit like that. He's just trynna throw y'all off with that song&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But seriously, I feel what you're saying. Women mistake female empowerment for independence. Black women especially do this, and yet they wonder why nobody is marrying them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Its cool to have the sense or be concious of your ability to provide for yourself financially and all of that. But at the end of the day, its these same independent chicks who cry themselves to sleep, and end up continously fuckin themselves messin with loser type dudes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 02:22:27 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: McCain Thinks White Women Are Dumb</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/mccain-thinks-white-women-are-dumb/',%208606096L)#comment-8606096</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Well, it wasn't McCain's choice. Its the church people who made this move and he went along with it. It just goes to show how stupid some church people are.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enjoy it now ladies. If McCain gets elected all of you are gonna be dressing like Puritans, or lord forbid....The Amish.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:17:16 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Asides: Maxwell</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/friday-asides/',%208606109L)#comment-8606109</link><description>&lt;p&gt;nah dawg, she likes dudes who can't dance...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;hee hee&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 19:07:42 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My Life As A John Legend Song</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/my-life-as-a-john-legend-song/',%208606120L)#comment-8606120</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Listen, you and your girlfriends need to lower your standards. I don't think its the area. I think its you guys. You need to start looking for broke cats who have kids with 5 different women. Trust me, it might not sound like the ideal situation, but you'll be happy having a man to come home to everyday.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So what, he ain't gonna have shit. At least you'll be happy and not have to worry about dating those sucessful brothas who know they're a catch. Have you seen some broke down couples lately? Sure they may be dysfunctional, but they stick together and they're happy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:18:54 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My Life As A John Legend Song</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/my-life-as-a-john-legend-song/',%208606139L)#comment-8606139</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Now you know the bouncer was a wannabe so he don't count. You need to go lower than that cuz homi didn;t have any kids or lived with his mom. See, thats why his ass was frontin like he was the man on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:20:12 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My Life As A John Legend Song</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/my-life-as-a-john-legend-song/',%208606140L)#comment-8606140</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I been here in Memphis 2yrs now and I can understand why this city ranks as high asit does nationally with STD's....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;its all the cats wearing them gold teeth!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;That shit could prolly give a woman a yeast infection just staring at them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:22:39 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: My Life As A John Legend Song</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/my-life-as-a-john-legend-song/',%208606141L)#comment-8606141</link><description>&lt;p&gt;This dude was one dope charge away from being perfect for you. I'm tellin y'all, lower them standards and be happy. Sure you might have to fight off a few chicks with cheap weaves and shit but hey, he'll be yours to own.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:25:24 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friday Asides: I Need A Break, A Drink &amp;#038; A Salon!</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/friday-asides-i-need-a-break-a-drink-a-salon/',%208606150L)#comment-8606150</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Try smoking some weed while you sit at home drinking. The weed alone will lower your motivation to leave the house, so you'll be safe.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh yeah, and that twitter thing?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I still don't get it. Maybe I could get on mine each time I have to take a dump or have sex. That'll keep people interested.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ya think?&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:30:01 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: Friends Without Benefits?</title><link>(u'http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/2008/09/friends-without-benefits/',%208606185L)#comment-8606185</link><description>&lt;p&gt;I say they definitely can. But in our sexually charged society, we're led to think differently.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I've had many female friends in my lifetime. I mean friends who I never even had the thought of banging.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;but now that I think of it, maybe it was because I always got stuck in the "friend zone". Yeah, I'm not the dude chicks wanted to bang so we stayed friends. I guess it just rubbed off on me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Which is really cool because when all my female friends call me, my wife doesn't even have a problem with it. She understands. She knows none of them wants to have sex with me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">RiPPa</dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:59:26 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>