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Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:34:36 -0000

Taking a moment out of doing something important (sitting down) to point out that - thanks to 10 hr flight delays and lines in airport toilets - I beat both Heidi and Rea for a second time.
How'd you like them grapes girls?

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:31:19 -0000

Where would we be without Twitter?

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:10:17 -0000

We used to just hang about supermarkets.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 19:19:29 -0000

Thanks, much better than my mums reaction "What are you doing with your life? A comedian? Well Jimmy Burns became a magiacian, now he's got depression and he can't make that disappear, can he?"

You know the CIA think they can identify terrorists at airports bythe way they walk now? How DOES a shoe bomber walk? Carefull, I'm guessing.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:28:47 -0000

I saw all of your random < = signs and stuff and thought that surely my english couldn't be that sketchy. I got too used to speaking in gaelic to freak out the tourists, gets me pulled over at American airports every time.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 09:32:59 -0000

I'm not sure what you'd call me "one of those dreadful, liberal queers", I believe is the politically correct term.

I just wish people would realise that it's not about Labour v Conservative. Or, in fact, Democrats v Republicans. It's not some football match where the left and right can stand and shout "wankeeeer" at each other.

My neighbour, he reads the Daily Mail and he's an idiot (and I could not be happier this is going down on the web). He thinks immigrants are coming here just to rape his wife. I'm sure she's an attractive lady, not sure if I'd travel to rape her though.

You and I are the only people in the world who are "amused" in this day and age.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:46:48 -0000

For me it was the scene with the dog. What was that about?
Stanley Kubrick maybe thought "well we'll put this totally pointless bit in because, many years from now, it'll make a great scene in a 30 second to mars music video."
yeah?

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:22:52 -0000

Completely great, remember being too scared to sleep for weeks. But that's the magic of childhood that is.

And think youself lucky. My mum has the look of a Jeremy Kyle guest.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:17:25 -0000

He sounds lot like Boris Johnson.(you may remember him as the albino labrador our nation's capitol sent to fly the flag for Britain at the Olympics.)

If you are planning to go ahead with the "mad scientist" gig, I'd suggest you stay near a power socket - makes it easier to maintain the trademark crazy hair.

Also, left you a comment on myspace, but forgot to tell you who I was or why I was dropping by.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:13:20 -0000

Once again, Heidi dearest, you've beaten me.

My older relatives won't even look at me. They quite like the idea of what I do, until they remember that they hate my politics.
My most recent ideaology is a "one in one out system" like they have in clubs, but for immigrantion. Every time an asylum seeker turns up at a port in Glasgow, we send a Daily Mail(bigoted paper, "immigrants carry new type of aids which lowers house prices")reader to a farm in Sudan.

Leaning a little to the left there.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:52:46 -0000

You did just say that.
It's ok, we're all turning into our mothers.
Have you ever had to picture yourself as a fat, 50 year old scottish bird? I tell you, The Shining should have just been 2 hours of that.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:45:46 -0000

I love love love your logic, but surely there's something between going to school and going to Africa?

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:43:09 -0000

I know, it's like Ant and Dec on acid.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:37:11 -0000

Desperately wanted the end of that sentence to be "...something to us, from beyond the grave."
Just to mix everything up a bit.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:28:01 -0000

Best pray the RSPB don't find out about these urges.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:23:56 -0000

Well it's crazy having so much untouched land isn't it?
The other day I saw a woman in the countryside letting her son drive on the grass, going "Drive carefully"
That's useless, she had already handed over all control by letting him drive.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:31:54 -0000

Could have been on one of those boats that shows you stars houses.
Just behind the big one is Shaquille O'Neil.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:26:02 -0000

Well I don't mean to sound unsympathetic, but I am so that's how it comes across. We have toads on the door step, bats in the garden and save the red squirells running about the fucking drive way. You can't even hit them with a shoe 'cause they're endangered.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:23:01 -0000

I love that you make it sound like an accusation.
"So this is what you were doing, huh? I slave away over a hot drum set all day and this is what I get? A business meeting? What business do you have you fucking heron loving hippy?"
All of this with a set of rollers in your hair and a rolling pin in your hand.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 09:49:04 -0000

I like that you felt the need to include a picture, albeit an amusing one, in case I was like “well who the fuck is that joker?”. I love your need to nourish me.

Men are inexplicable, I hate mine. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate him; there aren’t enough hours in the day.

Now, the thing is, I’m not really an animal person. Actually…it’s not pets I have a problem with, it’s pet owners. Is there anything sadder than seeing someone with a dog picking up shit? Maybe someone without a dog picking up shit, I suppose.

I always think that people don’t really want to eat cows. Hundreds of years ago someone just went “These big mooing fuckers are everywhere. Give me a fork – I’m dealing with this.” What people really want is squirrels, but they’re too bloody quick.

I’ll drop you a message on myspace.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:48:58 -0000

Boys being girls, something I suffer everyday. I just can’t take any more screamo (there’s a back story to this I’ll explain to you later).

Also, the Peta rally on Saturday, I don’t know if you’ve ever been to one of these things but after 20 minutes of “Shame on you.”, someone always puts on 3OH!3 and it just becomes a load of vegetarians in miniskirts drinking for 13 hours.
Quite how this is helping the cause, I’m not sure; but we do tend to veer towards the eccentric.

Of course, men don’t expect much. Just understanding, reassuracnce, regular sex, constant updates and general telepathy.

How’s the headache coming?

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:05:08 -0000

Every time I check up on you, your week has been infinitely better than mine.
Last Friday I pulled a muscle in my ribs, and my bank lost £24 million.

I hope you have a good time at your concerts, as I here in Scotland, slowly develop scurvy.

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:33:24 -0000

The moon's just a simpleton, shining in the sky....

That's an interesting view, you made me start thinking "but there must be people I have NOTHING in common with...?" I'm still working on it. I thought I had you cornered at Bianca Whatshername (I know this means nothing to you, some bint that once killed a chicken. Just go with it.) Nope, we share a hairdresser.

You should look up Mock The Week. It's what I live for.

"You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. "

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:21:45 -0000

I think you'll have a job convincing everyone. It's the whole invasion thing - you kind of brought that on yourselves.

I like that everyone's running around, surprised that everything's closing because the government's taken more money out Scotland's heritage budget to fund the London Olympics. Why are they surprised? If I'd had to chose one nation who'd screw us over for skinny people in lycra, England would have been at the top of the list. "for £12 million, you could have written "fuck off Germany" on the moon."

Re: We're So Blogging

NuNero — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:10:44 -0000

This is even cheaper than The Sims, the closest thing to having people as pets.

"P-p-p-pick up a Penguin!"