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Re: I’ll Get Tazed On Camera If I Reach 4,000 Twitter Followers

Naresh — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:08:25 -0000

lol, I could easily just get someone from the company next door to taze me.
I don't want to die in the process.

Thanks for understanding :P

Naresh

Re: Potential Email And Site Downtime

Naresh — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:34:10 -0000

Here's what the fucking problem was. Chill.

I needed to add an a record so i moved to simple dns records to setting a,
mx, and cname records. Exciting.

Re: New Job - Medical Marijuana News

Naresh — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 07:15:08 -0000

My parents converted to the Hindu religion and I did too and changed my name
from Christopher Yates to Naresh Chandranatha.

Awesome to see another stoner named Naresh! Email me - naresh@eNaresh.com:)

Re: New Job - Medical Marijuana News

Naresh — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 15:09:11 -0000

I didn't count on being busy. You got a problem with it, get the fuck off
my site.

Re: New Job - Medical Marijuana News

Naresh — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:29:13 -0000

:/ Have any idea how much shit I do at once at my job? That's another post
that has 4 drafts saved and none of them are done

Re: There’s Still Some Good Left In The World.

Naresh — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:31:14 -0000

You're fine - I was just tired of the relentless IMs. Post on status will
go live shortly, writing it now.

Re: New Cannamed Security Guard

Naresh — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:32:22 -0000

Both. I'm illegally smoking it for medicinal purposes.

Re: Daily PHP Tutorial: Create A Forum (Part One)

Naresh — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:21:11 -0000

Yeah! Next week. Thanks for all the interest folks, I'll finish it up in
the next few nights.

Re: New Cannamed Security Guard

Naresh — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:47:40 -0000

Turns out he was on crack or something. The security guard says he had weed
in his shoe.

Speaking of weed - I'm smoking a strain called BigFoot as we speak. This
shit is epic.

Re: There’s Still Some Good Left In The World.

Naresh — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:45:27 -0000

Thanks.

Yes and no, I'll be discussing that with the website owner after making a
selection.

This sponsorship is also aimed to help develop some services for SiteRose:
stats, ads, backups, etc. Will document this at a later date and discuss
with website owner.

Re: Smoked Out 2009 In Review

Naresh — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:01:24 -0000

Hardcore. Like....screaming just to be screaming...it was retarded.

As for the pic, I plead the fifth. Let's just say Medicine Man had some great candy. (candy being hard sweet medicated candy, not a drug)

Re: SiteRose Grant Program

Naresh — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 21:13:07 -0000

Hah, Failtuts. That didn't end well, did it?

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 19:42:21 -0000

Thank You!

Re: SiteRose Grant Program

Naresh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 21:55:13 -0000

Stephen,

The majoirty of revenue will *not* be generated from banner ads. There's
much better marketing and revenue building techniques that I would be more
than happy to discuss with you behind closed doors, not in public. I'll
email you the business model in the next few days. I'm at work now (at 8PM
on a Friday) and should be here until Sunday morning

Pixel2Life got roughly 70K unique hits last month, and that's up 14% from
last month. This time last year, they were averaging about 40K unique hits
a month, and they've had an upward trend since then.

Zymic, which used to be a major player, has had an upward trend since
November, and is sitting at about 35K unqiues a month.

TechTuts is at about 1.5K a month.

Good-Tutorials is at about 56K

iWebTool is at about 200K per month.

I think what the "industry" really needs is a site like SiteRose - one that
doesn't just want to teach you coding, design, etc, but focuses on other
aspects of sites both for the "hobbyist" (like TechTuts) and the business
user.

SiteRose is not using eNaresh and my other websites at all.

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:15:16 -0000

Thanks Victor.

(Victor is my boss, by the way)

Victor told me he'd fire me if I release SiteRose after seeing some of the
dumb fuck comments on here.

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:14:27 -0000

Thanks Michael. She's not a dumb slut at all - she has a degree in graphics
design and will be on the SiteRose administrative team.

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:13:18 -0000

"my life has been much worse than naresh's simple problems, what hes going
though isn't problems, it's growing up, getting used to the real world, and
hes having a hard time adapting to it, which causes him some frustration."

I can say without a doubt that I've gone through some shit in the past few
months that very few people have to put up with... Not going into great
detail because I like to keep this part of my life private, but I have legal
issues for stuff done by someone I know - not involving me in the least.

"he doesnt know how to deal with this kind of situation, so he blows up on
everybody, instead of being rational and explaining nicely."

I did explain nicely many times and waited quite a while to blow up. When I
did lose it, it was directed towards everyone - not anyone in particular.
The harassing emails and phone calls got to the point where I posted.

"naresh is being an asshole to us users because of his situation."

Yes

"he could have said, sorry guys, got some in life problems, siterose will be
delayed for a bit, the release will be set when i get around to it."

I've apologized quite a bit and it didn't do anything. Do you capitalize
words ever?

"whatever, im tired of talking bullshit with you kids, i'll cut it out. but
i'll say one thing, i am not wrong, naresh went about this situation the
wrong way, look at his blog post title."

Thanks. Yeah, this blog post title was way over the top - I'm aware of
that. My post titles have always been sensationalist and exaggerated. The
title just reflects how I felt when I wrote it.

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 12:38:13 -0000

I do have my priorities straight, and SiteRose is not a pressing one at the
moment. Sorry. Try posting from a real email address instead of being
anon?

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:04:10 -0000

Thank you Cody.

Re: I Love you guys, but seriously…fuck off

Naresh — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:03:18 -0000

Nope. Weed got me in trouble once. It's also helped me get a job,
minimized my horrible hip pain, and kept me from killing myself twice last
year. Would be nice if you posted from a real email address.

Alcohol seems to cause quite a few problems for me and others. Moreso than weed. I smoke a lot of weed on a daily basis (I'll admit it) and have never laid a hand on anyone. Troy gets drunk and hits Gloria. And that's acceptable to you?

And Bob, the shoes were just an obvious thing she needed from the house. She also needed baby formula, diapers, wipes, and a bottle. It was less than a minute since they left the apartment, so it wasn't a big deal. And also, I pay the cops around here through taxes (sorry to pull that line on you)

Re: Email Address Update

Naresh — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:19:15 -0000

I've been unemployed for months working on websites, etc. Then I got a job
a few weeks ago. Excuse me for trying to do well at my new job so I don't
end up back on the street.

Re: CURL Tutorial 2: Submit A Form With CURL

Naresh — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:32:24 -0000

Good to hear Raymond. Let me know if you have any problems!
naresh@enaresh.com

Re: Email Address Update

Naresh — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:47:43 -0000

No.

Re: Make It Stop?

Naresh — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:39:23 -0000

Right on! Thanks for your thoughts.

I agree completely Shaun, I have a friend who took vicodan for ovarian cysts
and got hooked on them. She had to be put on Methadone to quit the
vicodan. She quit methedone cold turkey last month with the help of weed.
If she had never taken vicodan to begin with, she would have been fine.

Re: Make It Stop?

Naresh — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 12:35:14 -0000

Not until March.