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Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:53:35 -0000

No no, it's porn for children... videos of candy, mostly.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:52:19 -0000

This, students, is how we learn that the profit margin on oil changes is very high.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:52:05 -0000

THIS SIGN CRASHES MY BRAIN.

Seriously. You could use this sign to escape from Mudd's androids.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:42:53 -0000

Can I see your snarkiness certification please?

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:16:53 -0000

Holy shit, if this is the best discussion, SHOOT ME NOW. :P

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:01:09 -0000

Comments are fine.... we just need rules. User/pass, first post moderated, that kind of thing. It's not rocket surgery!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:11:10 -0000

"Look under my katl"?

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:04:44 -0000

Obviously, I'm paying WAY too much for my dinosaur ass.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:03:12 -0000

Looks like the engine's flooded.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:57:18 -0000

Hard to do both of those at the same time.

Not impossible. But tricky.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:55:27 -0000

That was an abysmally bad joke. I mean ouch. My fucking god.

That joke was so bad it made my brain all sad.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 16:02:33 -0000

Wait.... "langue de chat"? That means "cat's tongue"!!

These are cat's tongue cookies! That's way more disturbing than D'asses.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:28:19 -0000

A toddler into anal sex, apparently.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:26:26 -0000

And you've wrapped them in a completely hideous sweater.

There's a color found in nature.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:29:16 -0000

You're new here, aren't ya? :P

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:55:44 -0000

This has to be the most kickass "you'll buy it just for the bottle" booze ever. :)

If the vodka inside is any good, that's a bonus.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Fri, 29 May 2009 17:05:42 -0000

Gah. I've been trying to stay above the whole "whatever happened to the I Love Bacon of old" belly-aching, but come ON. Photos so crappy you can't see the joke part at all. Jokes with the setup missing. Is there any editing process at ALL any more?

Great, now I'm depressed.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 25 May 2009 21:46:47 -0000

Most beautiful thing I've seen in years.

Everyone who says waterboarding is not torture should have to back it up like this guy did.

Bravo to you, Mancow, for putting your beliefs to the test.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Mon, 25 May 2009 21:09:20 -0000

I want one now!

Looks incomplete without nuts.

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:34:02 -0000

Oh, that's just one of the little ones.... musta been the runt of the litter....

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 21 May 2009 15:32:43 -0000

And what's wrong with loving your penis?

It's a man's best friend!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:30:45 -0000

LOL. This picture is the best proof I've seen that being stuck in the desert can get REALLY REALLY BORING. :) This is a cry for help people! someone get these guys a Wii!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Wed, 20 May 2009 16:27:22 -0000

So that's why he named his dog "Ranger".....

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 14 May 2009 17:02:07 -0000

What a good sport. :) Way to go Denise!

Re: ilovebacon.com - dumb but fun

MichaelJohnBertrand — Thu, 14 May 2009 16:56:58 -0000

And you thought having the crabs was bad.