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Re: Welcome Back, America - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:09:46 -0000

The English are far and away the worst thing to happen to planet Earth. I'll say one thing, they sure have some awesome fucking public relations team! Shit, If you've never opened a history book in your life, like the Euro-Whining bitch who wrote this crap piece, you'd think the Limeys are God's gift to humanity.

I'm going to contact whomever is in charge of this rag and find out why they employ this Euro-CUNT (probably sponsoring him for an H1-B visa) to spew his anti-American views, all the time enjoying living in America. Wells is your garden variety Limey scumbag, who'll be more than happy to point out all of America's shortcomings, just don't ask him to move his ass back to England, he worked too hard to get out of that shit-hole. I bet you Wells is the type of coward that is all chummy with Americans when he's out drinking, looking for someone to sponsor his ass to stay in America so he doesn't have to return to God awful Eurabia - Yet he trashes us every chance he gets in this rag (that no one reads), but more importantly in his shit articles he writes in that waste of paper known as the Guardian. Old Stevie has to score points with the Limeys back home and make them think his life is SO terrible in racist, dangerous, America, let them think he's still one of them.....as he looks for some American girl to dupe into marrying him so he can remain in the U.S. I got that right Stevie???? YEP!

Re: Michael Smerconish is a Commie - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:35:45 -0000

"why you're only pretending to be three people"?

Why is it that Limeys can't grasp the notion that more than one person hates them (at the same time)?

Re: Michael Smerconish is a Commie - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 02:26:22 -0000

Every four years the World Cup comes around, and with it a swarm of soccer sissys and queens reminding us how backward and provincial we are for not appreciating soccer enough.
And every four years, it's the same litany: It's the most popular sport in the world! What other sport tries to force you into liking it by telling you how left out you're going to be if you don't jump on the bandwagon? Do rice manufacturers try to bludgeon you into not ordering potatoes because "Rice is the most popular food in the world"? Are you ready to give up hard rock or hip-hop because Cold Play is more popular? Well, next time somebody pushes soccer in your face, remind them that soccer is to sports what rice is to food and Cold Play to music: bland and monotonous. Tom Cruise is the most popular movie star in the world! Think of soccer as eating rice and listening to Cold Play while watching a Tom Cruise movie.

Soccer queens are programmed to say things like "More people play soccer than any other sport" and "Soccer is the most popular women's sport in the U.S." Never mind that soccer is played by hundreds of thousands of American kids without the slightest enthusiasm—kids who can't wait to bolt and get home to their skateboards, Basketball and Baseball games.

What the soccer queens want in their heart of hearts is to eliminate baseball, football, and basketball—or, really, any sport that utilizes arms and hands and thus about half the athletic talents the human body is capable of. And with good reason: They are the ones who couldn't play those sports growing up, the ones who got chosen last or not at all in the pickup games. To them, soccer is "democratic" because it eliminates the swiftest and the most powerful and takes for its physical standard the average European male. In other words, the average soccer queens own height and weight.
While they're at it, they want to eliminate any sport that has statistics. Statistics enable any fan anywhere to pick up a newspaper or turn on a TV and know virtually as much about any sport as the experts. Eliminate statistics, and all interpretation must come from a handful of gurus whose commentary is so laced with quasi-mysticism that it defies analysis.

Of course, what is meant by "world" in discussions of soccer is Europe and South America. Soccer is barely popular in the world's most populous country, China, and in the second most populated country, India, it still lags behind cricket. Soccer is popular in some African countries, semi-popular in others. Canada, Scandinavia, and much of Russia favor hockey. In Taiwan, Japan, and the Caribbean, soccer takes a backseat to baseball.

Only THREE nations outside Europe have ever won the World Cup, so the proper response to "Why do so many Americans insist on calling soccer a foreign sport?" is "It isn't a foreign sport, it's a European sport, and a Western European sport at that." Well, OK, a Western European and South American sport. And why is this? Because, let's face it, soccer is the only sport in which these countries could possibly challenge the rest of the world. Soccer is the only possible sport you could have a legitimate world tournament in because the rules are so absurdly slanted in favor of defense that the smallest country can't appear to be that much weaker than the biggest world powers.

The staples of all other great sports are absent from soccer. Perfection is reached in a World Cup match that ends in a 0-0 tie, settled by penalty kicks. Imagine the NFL changing its rules so that the Super Bowl would be likely to end in a 0-0 tie. BORING! But it lets the gay Euro-soccer queens riot and indoctrinate youth into their homosexual folly!

Re: Michael Smerconish is a Commie - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 21:12:52 -0000

YAWN..... www.soccersucks.net

Re: Michael Smerconish is a Commie - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 20:02:15 -0000

Some guy, I agree we need to find out why anyone in their right mind would employ this turd in America. I mean I can understand it in Eurabia where bashing America is as normal as a Limey spending 16 hours a day in his local, but not here and certainly not in Philly.

This is where we wrote and signed that goodbye letter to those fags and they've haven't stopped WHINING about it since! Yes, defintely time for this cunt to go home to his pedo paradise island. And I don't know about you, but I wouldn't click on any of his links.....probably links to one of his kiddy sites.

Re: Michael Smerconish is a Commie - philadelphia weekly online

Limeys_are_Cunts — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 01:15:51 -0000

You're so hung-up on knowing everyones name......sorry to disappoint you, but we're not 11 y/o school boys you're going to groom, you're better off in Eurabia with that sort of thing. But tell you what, why don't you post your mobile number and I'll call you and tell you whatever you want. Chicken Shit nonce.