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Re: Hong Kong Makes Me Giggle

Joker — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:54:29 -0000

I wish he would, but he's too busy gallivanting across Asia.

Oh yeah.

Gallivanting.

Re: People from Southie Are Fuckin’ Nuts

Joker — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 14:51:49 -0000

No! Don't kiss and make up! I demand blood, damnit! BLOOD!

Re: People from Southie Are Fuckin’ Nuts

Joker — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 20:29:15 -0000

Sal,
How long is it going to take for you to actually come up with something witty or funny, because I can wait. I'm actually really interested to see if you have something serious to say. You also might want to pick up a dictionary so you can learn to spell the sandwiches you're insulting, eh?

Re: People from Southie Are Fuckin’ Nuts

Joker — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:09:48 -0000

I'd like to take a moment out, right now, to remind you that this is all brought to you by Dr. Pepper.

Enjoy the fight.

---

Here's a gem of a quote. "Eat shit, your still a pussy."

Hrm....

Well that there is a solid, bulletproof argument.

Sorry Fitzy-boy. I guess yer a Pussy, and also must eat shit.

Re: Kill Fuck Marry (The View Edition)

Joker — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:19:02 -0000

No, because the game is voided by the fact that it's THE FUCKING VIEW.

Re: Hong Kong Makes Me Giggle

Joker — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 16:17:48 -0000

I do believe the phrase comes from old people. They like to shake their canes at people.

"Stick" could also be a euphemism for "Penis."

Re: Kill Fuck Marry (The View Edition)

Joker — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:09:25 -0000

I'd ignore all of 'em.

They need to shut.. the fuck... up.

Now.

Re: Starbucks Spaghetti

Joker — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:29:01 -0000

AAAGH! THE GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE ATTACKING!

Re: Teddy Bears and Smokes

Joker — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:27:53 -0000

Plushies + Smoking + Fire = one *HELL* of an entertaining Beanie Babies convention.

Re: People from Southie Are Fuckin’ Nuts

Joker — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:26:41 -0000

I want to buy pot from that guy.

Seriously... Fitz you have a habit of attracting southie rage, don'tcha?

I say everyone spam this guy's email with messages that just repeat the word "Fuck" 40 times.

Also: Fuckin' and Fuckhead are acceptable.

Re: Teddy Bears and Smokes

Joker — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:44:23 -0000

Is.... is it possessed?

Re: Fitz is in Hong Kong! - Talk about serious electricity bills!

Joker — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:23:40 -0000

Wow, that is a really cool shot. And I thought Chicago had a good skyline. Geez.

Re: Fitz is in Hong Kong! - This is the building I work in while here in Hong...

Joker — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:46:25 -0000

Wow... That thing is serious.

Enjoy your time in the orient, Fitz, ol' buddy. When you get back, you'll be bored.

Re: 9/11 Truthers Still Get to Me

Joker — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:35:05 -0000

Okay... Well... uh... first off... TS IS BACK OMG!

Second.... IT'S BACK!

Third.... I just ignore people who make up bullshit like this.

Fourth.... IT'S BACK!

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:54:46 -0000

Well... it looks like Toilet Scribble is officially done...

*sigh*

I figured the moment we all stopped posting Fitz would come back with a great post about Buttsex, baby-making, and bears....

I was wrong.

It was fun while it lasted TS-ers...

Farewell... I will see you all in hell!

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:38:13 -0000

Danielle - Deal

Avery - We're not done yet!

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 00:51:26 -0000

Aww I think you just feel left out. Want to have my baby?

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:26:13 -0000

I guess so. Which sucks. *sigh*

So... see any good books lately?

Wait... that wasn't right.

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Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:07:41 -0000

Sorry Charlotte, it's $10.25 for the first month and $30/month after that.

Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:21:45 -0000

You went there, came back, and went there again, taking the scenic route, only to discover that you were actually a bear. You went to live with the bears and in time they gave you their trust. And in turn you gave them the greatest gift of all... friendship.

Joker recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Comic #9

Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:16:38 -0000

Must resist the temptation to say "I'm whatever gender you want me to be baby!"

Oh, crap. I just said it.

Oh well... Adoption rules!

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Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:05:48 -0000

I forgot one.

Avery - You say that every three posts.

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Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 13:04:55 -0000

Ricky - Of course!

Matt - Brian is an old commenter. Stop hassling him.

Brian - Matt rules. Stop hassling him.

Brian and Matt - Shut the hell up. Stop bickering. :D

Johnfronts - Relax. Fitz knows what he's doing. I think. *sniff* He can't be a douchebag.

Fitz - DAMN YOU! Why do you gotta be a douchebag!? *bawl*

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Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:48:43 -0000

Sorry for the double-post AND the linkbomb, but I thought Ricky would enjoy this. I especially like the fine print at the bottom of the billboard.

http://frixon.de/fun/suicid...

Ennjoy!

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Re: Hypocrisy

Joker — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 02:38:12 -0000

Fitz.... You disappoint me. *Sniff* How could you do this to us?

I demand you post a video apology!

lol...

Anyway. Hope you didn't order any pizza with pineapple and canadian bacon... Which is JUST HAM! WHY DOES CANADA HAVE TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP! Damn Commies....

lol.. Sorry to any Canadian TS'ers.... You know I love you.