Disqus - Latest Comments for Joel_H

Re: Man Law Blog .com - If two men attempt a high five and miss, it is not...

Agent_J — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:40:33 -0000

Hatch appears to be incubating.

Re: Wingdog

Agent_J — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:25:22 -0000

Puppies work best. The smaller the dog, the more the girl must bend over to stroke it

Re: Playoff Game

Agent_J — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 16:01:05 -0000

REAL men have PIP

Re: Driving Her Car

Agent_J — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:41:39 -0000

I'm a victim of the public school waiting for my bailout check.

My speling not very good and my engrish need make more better two.

Re: Remember

Agent_J — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:46:30 -0000

Absolutley. The variable factor here is how cool and how good looking, not the sex of the person in question.

Re: Remember

Agent_J — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 19:14:26 -0000

This is a CLASSIC - and so true.

Re: Driving Her Car

Agent_J — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:44:09 -0000

Depends - Is it a vokswagon?

Re: Cats

Agent_J — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:34:32 -0000

The one that doen't look like a pencil sharpner

Re: Driving Her Car

Agent_J — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:28:39 -0000

Except in case of emergency. Qualifying situaltions include:

Low on beer
Out of beer
Need more bacon

Re: Bacon

Agent_J — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 10:25:01 -0000

Hatch,

I think there is a "not" missing in "A man shall grill bacon but cook it,"

Re: Cats

Agent_J — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:15:22 -0000

Cats also make great bottle openers

Re: Ugly Girls

Agent_J — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 10:11:45 -0000

Great! This blog needs some life...

Re: Ugly Girls

Agent_J — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 10:55:24 -0000

"And tell the story. Often. So it serves as a lesson to others"

Take picture too!

Re: Cats

Agent_J — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:35:51 -0000

I love cats, if they are properly cooked.

Re: Catch like a Girl

Agent_J — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 11:37:32 -0000

It is acceptable to merely deflect some objects such as dishes, knives, wine bottles and open beers.

Re: Neutering

Agent_J — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:47:13 -0000

A hefty set of Neuticles will at least give him something to lick.

Re: Man Up (Poll)

Agent_J — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 18:02:33 -0000

...caught by his woman eyeing another woman.

Re: Dropping Logs

Agent_J — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:53:25 -0000

AKA:

Lay some cable
Drop a duce
Hatch a boss
Test the plumbing
plug a pipe
Give birth to a legless lizard
Pinch a loaf

Any others?

Re: Expletives

Agent_J — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 16:16:49 -0000

Under no circumstance should a real man use swear substitutes such as "Freeking", "shucks", or "A-hole". Use it or don't use it at all.

Re: Good to the Last Drop

Agent_J — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:31:17 -0000

Violators must be forced to finish said beer, but only after a cigarette butt has been surreptitiously dropped in it.

Re: Hiding

Agent_J — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:39:57 -0000

Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

A. No one knows. It's never been tried.

Re: Vegetarian

Agent_J — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:16:52 -0000

According to Merriam-Webster:

Vegitative - characterized by, resulting from, or being a state of severe mental impairment in which only involuntary bodily functions are sustained. See female.