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Re: 5 Horror Protagonists That Would Have Gone to Prison!

Ryan Souders — Thu, 16 Jun 2016 13:24:03 -0000

Curse of Chucky. Nica is struggling with Chucky and a butcher knife as the police burst into the house, Chucky plays off the limp doll act, leaving her holding a bloody butcher knife that was used to stab her sister's eye out, with her fingerprints all over it.

Nica is arrested, taken to court, and unsurprisingly, when nobody believes the "killer doll" defense, she's convicted and committed to a mental institution. Her case isn't helped by the fact that after the verdict is handed down, and she's being wheeled away, she claims victory, laughing in the face of Chucky sitting on the evidence table, "I'm still alive!"

Re: N++ isn’t selling well, and that’s making its developers sad

Ryan Souders — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 12:48:29 -0000

Not to sound like a dick, but perhaps if they want the game to sell better, it should be ported to Xbox One and PC as well. Building a fanbase for your game on the Xbox 360, and then making the sequel a PS4 exclusive will only alienate a large chunk of said fanbase. I loved N+, and as soon as I heard about N++, I was excited, but lost interest when I found I couldn't buy it on Xbox Live or Steam. I'm sure many other fans of N+ feel the same way.

Re: Ranking The ‘Child’s Play’ Films’ VHS Box Art

Ryan Souders — Wed, 04 Mar 2015 18:58:01 -0000

That was the original movie poster, but the VHS cover I always remembered seeing (even back in the '80s) was the cover with Chucky reeling back with the knife, though I seem to recall it being a wider shot than the one pictured in this article.

Re: Shovel Knight is Coming to Xbox One!! With very Special Guests!

Ryan Souders — Wed, 04 Mar 2015 18:22:23 -0000

Last time I checked (which I'll admit was a few months ago), 60fps video wasn't available for everyone on YouTube, only to a select few channels. However, this may have changed since then, so I could be wrong.

Re: HonkeyKong.Org • This jump. THIS. FUCKING. JUMP. How the hell do...

Ryan Souders — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 12:27:11 -0000

As someone who takes pride in his ability to do crazy stunts in Super Mario games, I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't try shallow wall-kicking or even a full running start before getting pissed at my failed long jumps and posting this screenshot. -_-

Re: Super Street Fighter IV AE moving from GFWL to Steamworks soon

Ryan Souders — Wed, 28 May 2014 09:49:20 -0000

If you can wait a few days, the Xbox 360 version of Super Street Fighter IV Arcade Edition will be free for Xbox Live Gold members in June, and unlike PlayStation Plus games, you actually get to keep your games even if your subscription lapses.

Re: RoboCop versus The Terminator (Comparison: International SNES Version - International Genesis/MD Version) - Movie-Censorship.com

Ryan Souders — Wed, 28 Aug 2013 06:48:22 -0000

Sadly, even the Sega Genesis version of this game was censored. However, the censorship can be removed by pausing the game, and pressing C, B, A, B, B, A, B, B, C, B, B, C, C, B, B, C, B, C, A, C, C, A, A, A, B, B, B, A, C, A. This will unlock the female and skeleton enemies, as well as more gore, and a new game over screen.

Re: http://honkeykong.tumblr.com/post/452728333

Ryan Souders — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:26:10 -0000

Crap. Imgur has that file incorrectly labeled as a JPEG, so Tumblr made it static. Just click the image to view the animation, folks.

Re: College Roommate’s SUCK!

Ryan Souders — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:26:07 -0000

Unnecessary apostrophe's SUCK!

Re: Agent M Loves Tacos

Ryan Souders — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:00:00 -0000

Damn you, now I'm hungry for tacos. Those look really tasty.

Re: Agent M Loves Tacos

Ryan Souders — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:39:09 -0000

Normally I'd complain that people are still beating a dead horse with the Michael Jackson thing (LOL C WUT I DID THUR), but The Warriors is awesome, so I can't complain.

Re: Weekend B-Movie Pick: My Name Is Bruce

Ryan Souders — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:12:34 -0000

No problem. I'm just glad people are reading the articles and watching the movies. I really need to prepare them in advance though. Most of them are just quickly kludged together while I'm on my lunch break at work, or right before I go out on Friday night, and I feel they don't do the movies justice.

But, I guess if people are watching the movies and enjoying them, then my mission of exposing others to the wonders of schlock cinema is working. :)

Re: Agent M Loves Tacos

Ryan Souders — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 11:02:57 -0000

Now I'm wishing I could find this clip in English: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: Agent M Loves Tacos

Ryan Souders — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:04:51 -0000

Awesome. I'm just finishing up my review copy of Riddick. Great game.

Re: Too awesome for Twitter - Time to have some fun on my day off.

Ryan Souders — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:13:31 -0000

You're damn right. I said I wanted to have fun on my day off, I'm gonna have some fun. I can't see any way to have a whole lot of fun other than that No More Heroes disc that was sitting on my shelf. ^_^

Re: Too awesome for Twitter - Allison is walking on sunshine… I can’t help it....

Ryan Souders — Thu, 07 May 2009 09:33:15 -0000

I know. I can't help it. :(

Re: Too awesome for Twitter - Hooray for office stupidity!

Ryan Souders — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:25:03 -0000

I'm playing with Browser Ball across several windows and three monitors. http://experiments.instrum3...

Re: Bullcrap

Ryan Souders — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:07:22 -0000

To make the cake prank even more epic, I heard it was frosted with that bottle of glue on the table.

Re: Bullcrap

Ryan Souders — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 13:07:05 -0000

Heh, my cat used to do the same thing:
http://img55.imageshack.us/...

Re: Great.

Ryan Souders — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 18:12:09 -0000

I'm just waiting for the day she gets drunk or coked-out and decides to make a few tweets of her own. Given her track record of doing extraordinarily dumb things, I believe hilarity will ensue.