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Re: rico.says - The linchpin of the Eagles offensive line, Jamaal...

HamishMcMonkey — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:34:29 -0000

Re: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?

HamishMcMonkey — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 18:58:29 -0000

For some reason watching this made me cry a little . . . .

Re: rico.says - jencleary: Heidi and Eric at the Union League....

HamishMcMonkey — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:54:30 -0000

Super cool photo, Rico . . . by the way I still have your present, and I'm sorry.

Re: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?

HamishMcMonkey — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 09:11:24 -0000

I'm pretty sure that all of Central American is part of North America too. That'd be a lot more than 3 countries. I love when people make a comment about something stupid someone said, and their comment is also stupid.

Re: My Stray Cat

HamishMcMonkey — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 14:19:24 -0000

Let the record show that the Landlord is full of lies and deceit. I never scolded the cat, I don't know what the Landlord is talking about. The cat never did anything wrong. It just chilled near me eating treats. This so-called "scolding" of the cat was the landlord's own mind creating things to make himself feel better for his misdoings.

And the only damage in our house is all due to the Landlord himself never cleaning up and leaving our house a dirty mess causing horrible dust build-up in our entire living room. If anything, the cat would have added class to our abode. Something the Landlord could use a little of.

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants - Somebody Needs to Stop The Bill Engvall Show

HamishMcMonkey — Wed, 28 May 2008 09:44:05 -0000

Rico, there is nothing wrong with Nancy Travis. If anything Bill Engvall should be recast, and replaced by Eric Bruntlett, but then it wouldn't be the Bill Engvall Show would it?

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants

HamishMcMonkey — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:25:45 -0000

Ha, WangMaster X you are so naive. There are a ton of "straight" men married to women that are gay. In fact, they are probably in the majority. It's hard to make career moves being the leader of a 5 Dude, All-Gay Band, and trying to make respectable music after that. So, why not claim to be straight. Anyway, I'm a fuck up anyway, because there are 6 Village People, it should be 6 Dude, All-Gay Band (with a cop still in the closet). Happy?

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:50:10 -0000

The original Wicker Man was good Rico. It was really freaky and creepy, but even though I saw that, I missed the reference in South Park as well. But, don't bust on Nick Cage he's my brother, my best friend forever.

Re: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?

HamishMcMonkey — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:49:10 -0000

I got confused and thought they meant how many passes do the white people make as opposed to black people. Then I saw the bear and thought does he count as black or white? So, I just soiled myself and called it a day . . .

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants - Break a Jimmy Buffet CD for Me

HamishMcMonkey — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:30:59 -0000

I do have Dave Matthews, but I chalk that up to me having the Y-100 Top 300 Songs of the 90's playlist. I'm a collector at heart and couldn't break up the list, even if it does pain me to hear him.

Re: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?

HamishMcMonkey — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:53:09 -0000

Funny shit.

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:10:06 -0000

Rico, did you read the list? Some Hipster made this list. Why else would Raven's Lounge be #10, and Bob & Barbara's #11? Hipster lists cannot be taken seriously. Although I like Good Dog, it has a hipster attitude.

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:51:55 -0000

I do believe it's "hydrating." Check your references, Rico, always.

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:15:39 -0000

Best thing I've heard all year, I'm gonna go put my cutoffs on . . .

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:59:48 -0000

There's the moose again . . .

Re: rico.says

HamishMcMonkey — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 10:59:08 -0000

I did try, but Jeff has regeneration powers like Wolverine.

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants - '08 Candidate Home Page FACEOFF!

HamishMcMonkey — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:37:36 -0000

Before someone starts saying that these are not the first things that come up when you go to the candidates sites, I want you to know they were last night. Apparently, they change sometimes to take you to the first page after a news worthy story has happened, and I chose to write this the night of the Florida primaries so they started changing on me too. I just went with what I had at the time.

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants - Phil Collins Haunts My Days and Nights

HamishMcMonkey — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:32:43 -0000

Genesis was worse "musically" after Gabriel left, but the songs I know and love are the 80's Genesis classics with Phil Collins. And your comment was fine to make, but you didn't know any Peter Gabriel Genesis songs, and I don't blame you, most people don't . . .

Re: Whatever Happened to Kevin Sorbo?

HamishMcMonkey — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:20:56 -0000

Anything is possible at Zombocom . . . I love it . . .

Re: Hamish McMonkey Pants - Sixlets: A Cruel Trick of Life

HamishMcMonkey — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 15:19:52 -0000

Raisinets are chocolate covered raisins. Maybe you didn't remember that. I go to the movies and I think, will I have Peanut M&M's, Whoppers, Buncha Crunch, or maybe some Goobers. Then I see chocolate covered dried up grapes. RAISINS! Maybe you didn't hear me, their raisins. Fuckin' raisins. If I wanted health food to bind to my candy I'd buy a fuckin' caramel apple, not some filthy Raisinets.