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Re: Just hanging out, looking for dates

Goldgrinch — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:38:26 -0000

Wow Allison...so sorry I missed you there that night. I was hanging out in the 'Coldsore and Festering Blister' section...It worked out..met a real hottie!

Re: Despite what you might think…

Goldgrinch — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:36:05 -0000

Do you have the Stuff for the Muffs?

Just wanted to let you know the Grinch was back on board. I had a hell of a Christmas.

Re: Here’s how I read the weather forecast

Goldgrinch — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:34:31 -0000

We need Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis from Ghostbusters) on this one. His giant Twinkie analogy still rings soooo true today.

Re: Raynaud's Sydrome (plus gross hand pics, plus I might be a vampire)

Goldgrinch — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:27:30 -0000

A clue to the photo where you unveil your dual 'we're number one' hand gestures in your Friday Red Eye pic section.Your index fingers appear to be taking on lifes of their own! I recommend you rent the movie 'Idle Hands' immediately (you know..the horror/comedy flick where the main character's hand becomes possessed) as you may be suffering from the same and you need to be informed!...cept it would be 'Idle Index Fingers' which actually was the original title of the film..since it was 'based upon real events'...but you know how things work once Hollywood sinks their idle hands into them! So the good news is that your probably not a vampire..the bad news is that you might be possessed by the fingers of a former murderer. By the way, you'll need to stop off at the nearest marijuana collective if your going to watch that movie (it's a must smoke out watch)...If you can't qualify for a medical card and you get pulled over by the police who write you a ticket for possession..you can say 'no duh' just before your possessed index fingers plunge into his heart.

Re: Some shots from Friday's Red Eye

Goldgrinch — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:13:40 -0000

Regarding the dual 'number one' finger hand gesture you pulled out of your bag of tricks...bought time you started talking like a real Jew (the old joke being.."how do you shut up a Jew or Italian?, easy..tie their hands behind their backs". Hey...I can post this comment on your buddy Falzone's site too.

Re: A question about dating

Goldgrinch — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:49:22 -0000

I felt this question posed by Alison required great thought and since I am a great thinker I decided to spend a solid eight hour block of time towards finding the answer. I often find that people who are witty are also smart as having wit does require some intelligence. Kind people are often symmetrical. This was based upon a study of 27 photos of serial killers and Dick Cheney which showed them to be asymmertrical thus leading to the finding that mean people are not symmetrical. However Cheney and 14 of the 27 serial killers were found to have a great sense of humor. Therefor that was inconclusive. A correlation was found between funny and witty. This was derived from watching a Three Stooges fest several times over. However they were found to not be symmetrical nor were they considered serial killers. A trip to the UCLA physics lab found many of the smart people to be smart and kind but not necessarily funny (there was one pretty witty guy but he was not a PHD). So I took my research a short walk to the UCLA physcology department, plugged it into their probability matrix and was astounded that the answers to Alison's question regarding dating came out as: YES, FALSE, and C.

Re: I have a fan who's a cat

Goldgrinch — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 23:34:08 -0000

Animal Magnatism you have

Re: Bean sprout game!

Goldgrinch — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:51:52 -0000

Use as a delicious and healthy alternative to chocolate chips in cookie mix.

Re: Signs you've eaten a beach ball

Goldgrinch — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:50:10 -0000

Your suddenly drawn to the idea that draping yourself in a volleyball net is 'high fashion'

Re: Is there a duck in here?

Goldgrinch — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:10:08 -0000

and speaking of chocolate chip cookies....

today I bought a package of Chips A'hoy cookies...(I can always hear the Captain yelling that to his crew at sea when I eat these)....and to my chagrin (which is the opposite of chafrown)...the cookies are like f***ing miniatures...some Harvard nitwit has come up with the brilliant idea to make my Chips A'hoy (matey) more like cookie crisp cereal size in an effort to only raise the food prices a little itty bitty...this is obviously masterminded by our government to stave off the appearance that inflation is actually taking place as I rant and eat my little mini me cookies.

Re: The Daily Alison (where I read you a story and show some pictures)

Goldgrinch — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:58:19 -0000

And if you buy one of the electric chop sticks...you get a second set freeeeeeeeeeee!

Re: The Daily Alison (where we finally hear from Dustin Goot)

Goldgrinch — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 03:52:36 -0000

Alison's hair is silky smooth today...she must have gone to the Zohan.

Re: Seriously?

Goldgrinch — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:54:52 -0000

If the rain comes they run and hide their heads
They might as well be dead
If the rain comes, if the rain comes

When the sun shines they slip into the shade
And sip their lemonade
When the sun shines, when the sun shines

Rain, I don't mind
Shine, the weathers fine

the beatles just sang about it

Re: The Daily Alison (Where Tony Camin fights dog nazis)

Goldgrinch — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:37:18 -0000

The super-sized ding-dong your about to eat looks really good.....mmmmmm....super-sized ding dong.

Re: About

Goldgrinch — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:33:39 -0000

I think your a genius....beautiful...funny...witty...ground breaking...lovely...seriously talented....amazing....mesmerizing...cutting-edge...intriguing...simply awesome...and...wait
..sorry....I thought this was Alison Rose.Com....so sorry...wrong site.

Re: The Daily Alison (where Gawker's The Cajun Boy is up all night)

Goldgrinch — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:09:34 -0000

I've taken a little sabatical from internet posting...return to this site and EVERYTHING looks differant..and I see that Alison is now talking into her vibrator? How long have I been asleep and what year is this??