Disqus - Latest Comments for Goatberg

Re: More raves for Vista

Goatberg — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:02:28 -0000

During installation of Vista M$ shows the following promotional video:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

NOT!

Re: I am so friggin high it's not funny

Goatberg — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:58:30 -0000

Dan I'm also sticking around, give your alter ego FSJ some peyote for meditation and soul clearing purposes and bring 'em back.

Btw Goatberg's iPhone 3G review is up:

http://ptech.allthingsd.com...

Re: New threats from Apple PR

Goatberg — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:10:06 -0000

Don't you get it, borg is doing this all since it's pissed off with FSJ's writing, I know you're here reading this BORG!

Re: Silicon Apartment

Goatberg — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:01:35 -0000

"I beg you Steve! Make it stop! He (Monkeyboy) breaks things when he's in this state!"

Muhaaaahhaaaa

Re: We all laugh at the Gmail team behind their backs

Goatberg — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:49:02 -0000

I wish borg just disappears from this world through a black-hole of some kind.

Re: Can someone in India tell us what the hell this is all about?

Goatberg — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:46:23 -0000

I think I shit my pants, gotta go n clean up.

Re: Hiring freeze means fewer ex-Yahoos to wipe our asses. Wah!

Goatberg — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 21:40:40 -0000

They like to do everything in style, oh wait that's only a toilet facility, they must be working on in-bed machines for the pleasure of mankind.

Re: Confession: I'm wearing Depends today

Goatberg — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 11:43:40 -0000

Didn't know in addition to leaking iPhone to the public today that you'd be leaking some other stuff from your lower regions too.

Re: Watch out Squirrel Boy

Goatberg — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:14:17 -0000

OMG 3G iphone leaked http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: We are trying to book Ronnie James Dio for WWDC

Goatberg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:36:20 -0000

Ronnie James Dio's best act: Devil's horns, I say bring some new kid at WWDC, make his future.

Re: Ballmer egg attack game

Goatberg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:18:34 -0000

This is fcuking funny! Monkey boy does his "usual" act in the beginning, you should gift a fake iPhone to the creator.

Re: Test your Apple IQ

Goatberg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:30:46 -0000

Macbook pro already has LED display introduced with Penryn refresh in Feb.

Re: Study shows: Mac people don't like other people touching their toys

Goatberg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:27:53 -0000

Me will kick others with my horns.

Re: HP frigtard uses MacBook Air to cut a cake

Goatberg — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 06:24:55 -0000

Some freetards are hurting themselves to make a news:

http://www.engadget.com/200...

Re: If you see these kids in an Apple store, please smack them in the head and then call security

Goatberg — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:44:24 -0000

Bunch of Re-Tards.

Re: That "Hillary in the House" kook is back

Goatberg — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:43:20 -0000

Although I support Clintones but Obama will win, call it sexist but men don't want to see women in control of US of A.

Re: Scoble desecrates his Mac

Goatberg — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:40:36 -0000

Me loves the classic Apple logo on the lid of my Macbook Air, it's very sexy!

Re: Test your Apple IQ

Goatberg — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:38:14 -0000

There is "One more thing" during WWDC will be Macbook Air like Macbook Pro with a revised shell and keyboard.

Macbook will be revised in mid-late August in time for college/university kids. Macbook will feature LED backlit display, keyboard with ambient light sensor and revised aluminum shell like Macbook Air, the screen size will remain the same.

Re: Trifecta: Beastmaster, Monkey Boy & Goatberg

Goatberg — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:12:04 -0000

Typical for Micro$hit, these things have already been predicted by Apple:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: New word: "vistaster"

Goatberg — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:58:54 -0000

Me thinks the (top) definitions of "Vista" on UD were already enough:

1. Surpassing XP, Vista will be the world's largest and most powerful computer virus. It's Codename is Longhorn, and it is manufactured by the Beast of Redmond aka Microsoft. It will try to lure people in to buying the overly priced piece of shit by stealing transparancy ideas from Mac OSX and making secure command lines similar to Linux. It will only work with certain "security enabled" monitors, so most home users will have to upgrade (again) and some notebook users will be fucked. I have a AMD 64 3200+ with 2 gigs of ram and an 80 gb HDD and I am still running Win2k, although Debian is my main weapon of choice. Vista is already undergoing numerous trademark lawsuits, and it will be replacing NTFS with WinFS, which means support for the FAT's may decline.
late 2006/ early 2007
Me: What's that cd you haave there?
noob: Windows Vista.
Me: What is your primary computer use?
noob: h4xorng!!!!!!!!!!! and web surfing. t3h 1337.
Me: *breaks CD*. You will be fine with this. *Hands him win3.11 cd.
noob: N0!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Viruses
Infections
Spyware
Trojans and
Adware

Notice the word VISTA going down the left side
See BSOD for an example of Vista.

3. OSX but with windows logos, and will crash all of the time.""
"Have you seen the new Windows os vista?"
"Yeah, I got mac osx"

http://www.urbandictionary....

Re: Indy Mogul, I am gunning for you

Goatberg — Tue, 27 May 2008 20:34:56 -0000

Better and funny impressions:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: Ballmer-to-egg transformation complete

Goatberg — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:57:12 -0000

Dave you should know now we have a Jupitier among us:

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Re: Hell freezing over

Goatberg — Thu, 22 May 2008 18:47:39 -0000

Side effects of running WinTardows on iPhone may cause BSOD or explosion of the phone, use very carefully.

Re: Monkey Boy and the egg

Goatberg — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:41:23 -0000

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, monkey boy's head in fact looks like an egg from my naked eyes.

Re: Surprise! iPhone users are happy

Goatberg — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:35:50 -0000

3G iPhone users are extremely happier!