Disqus - Latest Comments for FreakSmack

Re: Meet The New Eco-Friendly Square Coke Bottle

FreakSmack — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 20:26:12 -0000

You may have something with your "New Coke" theory.

Re: The “How to Improperly Wax Your Balls” Offensive

FreakSmack — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 23:24:06 -0000

Stupid POHM!

HoIf it's between little kids dying of cancer and me getting my balls waxed... then sorry kids, you're gonna die! I'd rather go to the hospital and have to tell people they are going to die than have my balls waxed.

I thought you quit blogging long ago, I just noticed a visit came to my blog from here today.

Re: Baby Got Boobed (GIF)

FreakSmack — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 23:23:41 -0000

what a lucky, lucky kid!

Re: http://thedailywh.at/post/569223272

FreakSmack — Mon, 03 May 2010 22:45:10 -0000

Suck it Trebek... Suck it Long and Suck it Hard.

Re: Stair Sledding: It’s All Downhill

FreakSmack — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 17:46:33 -0000

What a carpet muncher...

Re: Steamy Hot Yoga: As Lame As It Is Sexy

FreakSmack — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 01:02:22 -0000

lol, I kept thinking it would be perfect for a "Chris Farley" type charachter to be in the next shot...
Fat guy in a little thong!

Re: Blogging from the Brave Programmer - Happy Birthday YouTube – 5 Years

FreakSmack — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:31:35 -0000

Only 5 years?!?!? It feels like you tube's been around for 20. My favorite you tube video...
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

Re: Monday Knuckles: Because It’s Monday And You Need This!

FreakSmack — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 01:11:16 -0000

Kim Kardashian's butt is like a mountain of pudding....

Re: A man builds world's biggest beer coaster house

FreakSmack — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 12:50:28 -0000

I couldn't do it, with the right sponsorship I could build it, but I wouldn't want to destroy it.

Re: Arranging Ordinary Objects in an Extraordinary Way

FreakSmack — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:53:32 -0000

This was really cool! The people at the top are fools...

Re: Star Wars: What Stormtroopers Do On Their Day Off – Part 2

FreakSmack — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:40:38 -0000

Wow, this is great! I stumbled upon it, I've got to go find part 1

Re: What the fluck is up with this donut bath?

FreakSmack — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:00:32 -0000

This is disgusting, skinny chick looks like she lost a bet, fat chick looks all too happy to have her finger in that hole.

Re: The “Thou are not Forsaken Haiti!” Offensive

FreakSmack — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:46:19 -0000

Fuck all that noise, I'm keeping my magic zombie powder... You just never know when you're going to find yourself in a Weekend at Bernie's situation. I'll be prepared... Will you?

Oh, and congratulations Haiti, after centuries of doing crazy shit to try and look cool, you have finally managed to get people to care, until Tiger gets released from sex rehab anyway.

Re: The “Offended Blogger Official Definition” Offensive

FreakSmack — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:23:54 -0000

Steve Irwin NEVER would have stood back and watched this happen.

Re: The "Sexting: the Unholy Truth Exposed!" Offensive

FreakSmack — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 03:09:02 -0000

Who you calling Freaks? That's my job.

Re: The "Tiger Woods and the Suicide Blonde?" Offensive

FreakSmack — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 22:02:57 -0000

I can remember my first thought, it was "Oh boy! it's OJ all over again, only better, Tiger botched the job" then I spent the rest of my day with visions of lawyers saying "If the golf glove don't fit, you must acquit" and comparing the lead detective to Hitler... What a shame :(

Re: The "First They Came…." Offensive

FreakSmack — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 05:43:48 -0000

BOOFREAKINYA I've got 2 Disqus points! Not sure what good they are yet, but give me time.

Now for an actual comment pertaining to the post... Oh yeah, you don't need to hide the water bong's true identity from Christ, I've seen pictures of the guy, he's a dirty hippie... so you know... pass the dutchie to the left one time.

Re: The "Not In MY Backyard!" Offensive

FreakSmack — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:30:36 -0000

I live in Florida where we've been battling rabid hobo psychopathic serial killing cannibal coyotes for years. One peice of advice... Kill the queen... You MUST kill the queen!

Re: The "What Have You Done For Me Lately?" Offensive

FreakSmack — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:23:01 -0000

I don't know what kind of kids you have running around there, but in my day, when Halloween came around and a nice lady offered to give me road apples, with all their glorious possibilities, and I get to use a pitchfork. You better believe I'm mucking! The neighbors are going to FREAK when they see what you did, you may want to prepare for that.

Re: The "I Smell Sex and Candy" Offensive

FreakSmack — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:24:57 -0000

Damn, this post had to be right above mine on the Halloween Humor Carnival list, I glanced at HBDC right before work this morning, saw the title and have had that damn song in my head all day, except for during my high noon salute to "Can't touch this", but that's another story for another day. The worst part is I only know two lines, the first being the title, the second "Who's that lady".

Thank you for ruining my life

p.s. I don't know what's going on in that second picture, but after seeing it, I'm glad I'm not Jewish.

Re: The "My Ouija Board Hates Me" Offensive

FreakSmack — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:52:11 -0000

hmm... It says show me your tits huh? I... I think I may be a Ouija board.