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Re: Why The Bulls’ Collapse Is A Blessing In Disguise

Fornelli — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:42:06 -0000

They should still tank because the NBA will make sure that both the Bulls and Knicks end up in the top three in the draft lottery. The Knicks will get the first pick to take Wall since the Bulls have no use for him, and the Bulls will get 2nd or 3rd pick.

This will give LeBron bigger incentive to go to New York, Wade more to come home to Chicago, and then both the Knicks and Bulls are good again -- along with the Lakers -- and the NBA returns to its glory days.

Three years ago I wouldn't have believed a word of what I just said, but considering the things I've seen in the NBA the last few years, I'm starting to think Bill Simmons and company aren't that crazy after all.

It all started when the Bulls got Derrick Rose.

Re: Fantasy Sports Insurance Is Completely Genius

Fornelli — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:32:36 -0000

Can I insure Purple Jesus and Tom Brady? Cuz I have both.

Re: Cedric Benson’s Confusing Logic

Fornelli — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:17:04 -0000

Finally...I'm somebody's man.

Re: The Cubs Playstation Jersey, Because Wii Is For Losers

Fornelli — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 11:54:50 -0000

By monstrosity, you mean a Cubs jersey right?

Re: Tiger Woods’ Baby, Charlie Axel Woods, Born On A Sunday, Of Course

Fornelli — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:05:27 -0000

Playing defense and a slower paced offense doesn't mean the Big Ten sucks, Brinson.

Why is it that when the Big Ten has parody they suck, yet when Notre Dame and Georgetown continue losing at home to crap teams in the Big East it's because the Big East is so tough?

Also, since I know you're an ACC guy, the ACC has 5 teams in the top 25. The Big Ten has 4. Also, the ACC went 6-5 against the Big Ten. So if the Big Ten is "embarrassingly bad" then the ACC is only "shamefully bad?"

Re: Counterpoint: Julius Peppers Is Not a Beneficial Use Of Bear Resources

Fornelli — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:03:18 -0000

Well let's not get crazy here. The e-card list remains intact.

Re: Breaking Barriers: Small Pixelated Man Integrates Video Games In 1979

Fornelli — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:01:24 -0000

A remarkable accomplishment for sure, but yet, in a way totally racist. Why'd it have to be a basketball game?

I demand answers!

Re: Counterpoint: Julius Peppers Is Not a Beneficial Use Of Bear Resources

Fornelli — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:11:09 -0000

Also, let's not forget that there's no salary cap in 2010.

Re: Counterpoint: Julius Peppers Is Not a Beneficial Use Of Bear Resources

Fornelli — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:09:47 -0000

I'm sorry that the links were dead. I don't know how that happened.

Also, you're off the Christmas card list!

Re: On FanHouse and their Fantasy Sports Girl collaboration

Fornelli — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:40:46 -0000

"Tom Fornelli is a GOLDEN GOD."

Now that's the kind of top notch analysis that got you a job at ESPN. This kid is going places!

Re: On FanHouse and their Fantasy Sports Girl collaboration

Fornelli — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:39:44 -0000

Yeah, well all I know is that I have to take a few days off because my mom is in the hospital, and the place goes to shit.

Coincidence? I think not.

Re: On FanHouse and their Fantasy Sports Girl collaboration

Fornelli — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:13:22 -0000

I'm here to help.

Re: On FanHouse and their Fantasy Sports Girl collaboration

Fornelli — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:07:40 -0000

You don't appreciate me? (runs off in tears)

Re: Chicago meatheads rejoice: Tom Zbikowski visits Bears

Fornelli — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:06:39 -0000

But he's such a good boxer!