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Re: The Nexus Two: Breaking Down the Rumors

EdwardP — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 13:40:36 -0000

I would definitely buy a Nexus 2. I couldn't be happier with my Nexus 1, and I don't see anything else worthy in the market.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Phil

EdwardP — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:58:34 -0000

Tantrums are futile.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Phil

EdwardP — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 09:57:11 -0000

She clearly has a thing for Anakin Skywalker.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Jodgekis

EdwardP — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:16:42 -0000

Imma **** the shit outta all y'all!!!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Submitted by Jenny

EdwardP — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:08:21 -0000

If they ever get back together, it's going to be awwwwwk-warrrrrrrd!!!

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Connie, cont.

EdwardP — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:06:42 -0000

He might be into that sort of thing.

(I just felt my stomach lurch)

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous (click to enlarge)

EdwardP — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:05:55 -0000

I think there's a law of physics that states that any argument, no matter how valid, is rendered faulty by internet "English".

I once got a series of hate texts from an ex, and they all read like "ur n asshole! I hate u!" Needless to say, the impact was lost in translation.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:51:38 -0000

You should cover the selfish bitchcake with attention whore candles and smear on an extra helping of shut the fuck up icing. Seriously, Sara sucks.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:06:48 -0000

If only.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:05:37 -0000

Is she fucking serious?! Who would want her shitty seating chart anyways? You can't eat it, you can't sell it and you probably can't fuck it...and I'm sure her wedding wasn't cool enough to make it a valuable souvenir. What a waste of planetary resources this chick is.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “This girl has the most negative and abrasive...

EdwardP — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:25:10 -0000

Yeah, because that shit makes me stabby!

Re: STFU, Marrieds

EdwardP — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:23:16 -0000

If this girl were a cupcake, she'd probably be lemon creme or something equally cheap and forgettable...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “This girl has the most negative and abrasive...

EdwardP — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:59:08 -0000

I hate when I come home and someone "tooks" some of my stuff. It really makes it hard when people are "asksing" shit.

Ten bucks says meth is a factor in this drama...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:55:52 -0000

She would not survive the zombie apocalypse.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:06:13 -0000

I fall in love several times a day.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 12:03:14 -0000

It's so fucking funny when people get all dramatic on their status updates and bitch about all the drama they have to deal with...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:23:29 -0000

These jackasses must feel so completely inadequate in their lives, that they feel the constant need to seek approval from their peers by sharing this information.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:24:15 -0000

First bj is one I like to remember.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - Repeat offender x2

EdwardP — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:45:32 -0000

I suspect that Dave's status never even mentions Lyndsay...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:43:10 -0000

The only way this guy could be a bigger bitch is if all his friends gang raped him...which is quite possible after that obnoxious status update.

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “M, the girl, apparently lives in a fantasy world...

EdwardP — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:37:37 -0000

Now, now...let's not waste delicious tasty treats on these two jackasses...

Re: D:D:D:D:D:

EdwardP — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:22:11 -0000

Is he the bald one, or is she?

Is there some sort of training program that people have to take to be so fucking lame? I would be livid if someone I was dating posted even ONE of those messages on my facebook page. If I saw all of them on there, I would go fucking MechaGodzilla crazy all over the place! I would be Cloverfield-rampage angry...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - anonymous

EdwardP — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:17:36 -0000

So true...but it almost seems like Daniel smelled the single on her and jumped like a rabid dog. You know, low-hanging fruit and all...

Re: STFU, Marrieds - More of her nonsense here and here.

EdwardP — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 20:07:09 -0000

What do you mean? Who else sent his only son, Superman, to Earth to save us all from various supervillains?

Re: STFU, Marrieds - “Really? REALLY?” - Submitted by Alex STFU, After...

EdwardP — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:30:44 -0000

No man, it's pronounced "ignint".