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Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:06:30 -0000

I know this sounds rather, umm, cryptic or morose, but I had always wanted to see the real footage of this occurrence; I had simply not been able to find it. Thanks for posting, Josh. Oh, and just a note: Given the proximity (chronologically, speaking, of course) of this accident to the hyperbaric chamber photos, it could explain those images, as well. Sometimes serious wound or burn victims are placed in hyperbaric chambers to help alleviate pain and speed the healing process; therefore, Michael could have used one in his recuperation from this accident and then become enchanted with the feeling of healthfulness and stimulation derived from the treatments. Or he could have simply thought he was going to live to 150. Whatever. Byeeeeee.

Re: Paul Scheer.com

Jonnymoxie — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:28:47 -0000

The confession of a true TRON fan: This shit is insane!

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:30:30 -0000

Thank you SO MUCH for reblogging this. I commented on Paul's page.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:34:01 -0000

I chuckled...out of respect. And then came the battle of conscience: Was laughing the right thing to do? I then prayed and asked God if what I did was right or wrong. He sent me an article of mail days later that said, "I consulted with Michael and that dog from T-Bell. By the way, have you TRIED the new Volcano items on their menu? Da shit! Anyway, Michael is just happy to see my children smiling, and the dog is an imbecile. Byeeeeee." I chuckled again, and everything just felt, well...right! Byeeeeee.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:50:21 -0000

Dudical, I saw this on Tumblr, but I lost my brain in the midst of taking in the sight. Insane shit worthy of a comedy bit, but if I used it I'd get spit blown from my face to armpit. Fail, definitely.

Re: COMEDY DEATH RAY: THE COMIC BOOK

Jonnymoxie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:51:12 -0000

I'm a professional stand-up comedian, and they didn't even ask my ass.

Re: Paul Scheer.com

Jonnymoxie — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:31:21 -0000

I can't believe this post has 0 comments; this is the shit. I even think I saw some Dj Douggpound in there. Thank you, Paul, for opening my sore sinner's eyes to the light of God's creation.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 05:26:32 -0000

Did you send this to Abi?

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:03:39 -0000

I saw this on Tumblr and had a deep, unfulfillable longing to have Arrested Development back. I hope the movie brings me some closure.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:33:45 -0000

If I want to die in a particular manner, it's definitely not in a deep South fireworks store. Just kinda not how I wanna go out.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 22:31:52 -0000

Reblogged.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:45:12 -0000

Reblogged and holy shit.

Re: Popularity

Jonnymoxie — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 05:47:14 -0000

I remember this. Sad that I do, but what the hell! You can be who you are on the Internet, unless you're a public official or someone who really matters. In which case, you shouldn't link up your computer to your home network, or your kids'll get addicted to porn way early.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 22:10:19 -0000

Words will not suffice.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:22:02 -0000

Thank you so much troves of treasure, friend of friends.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:15:12 -0000

I will never be this kind of person for anyone, and it breaks my heart in millions.

Re: JonSpaceBook

Jonnymoxie — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 23:33:41 -0000

Thank you, slick dude.

Re: JonSpaceBook

Jonnymoxie — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:18:48 -0000

Right?

Re: IN HERE?

Jonnymoxie — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 00:22:19 -0000

I'm not leaking any spoilers, either, but there is a lot leaking that both did and didn't happen in the film.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:13:58 -0000

This has been a fine sermon.

Re: Halloween 2 banner ads

Jonnymoxie — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:16:24 -0000

Man, I don't know if I'd look at 'em long enough to see the joke.

Re: 2 Drink Minimum

Jonnymoxie — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:23:48 -0000

That's damn funny.

Re: JonSpaceBook

Jonnymoxie — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:43:40 -0000

Praises upon Magnificent Megan! I mean, ahemmm...laud the creator for his masterwork: Macnificent Megan.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:15:31 -0000

I find it quite funny that everyone is freaking out about this acquisition. Disney has stated that it is their intention to trust the leadership at Marvel to do the work they do best, not to alter it by adding Miley Cyrus into Marvel comic books. Even Marvel's people seem to be rather thrilled about the idea (which should give you an idea of whether the sale is a good idea or not). I think people should be excited by how the two companies can work together to improve each other's operations. For instance, Marvel will now have access to Pixar, which could potentially lead to some awesome CG Marvel films! Nevertheless, sheep will panic when the others do.

Re: Josh on the net.

Jonnymoxie — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:24:58 -0000

I didn't know the technology existed for the above revolution to commence.