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Re: The Art of Choking During Sex (Exotic Affixation)

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:21:53 -0000

i like light choking...i like it cuz that means in control n he's makin sure he's serving the d*ck up real proper. Its the excitement...plus if dude adds a deep kiss while his hand in around my throat then I'm in love...

damn...i was already horny as hell this morning n then i come on this site and make it worse. Damn u Xilla....

Re: Soundtrack To Love

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 16:11:21 -0000

What did she yell out?

Re: Its Just Sex Why Are You Confused?

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:13:28 -0000

sex is confusing because nobody tells the truth...before I have sex now I always tell dudes 'if we have sex, then im goin to expect to be your official girlfriend, you know that right?"...most times they show their true colors....others still try to lie. Thats when I tell them I'm celibate anyway and walk away. No hurt feelings, no drama...no whack ass stroke game, no lazy pussy eating...its win win! lol...

Re: If It Smells Like Trout…Get Out

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:31:27 -0000

too hilarious...

I guess coming straight out and just being like 'lets take a shower together gorgeous' and leading her funky ass to the nearest bathroom to rub a dub dub is a good way...and from then on let her know that it turns you on the most when she just steps out the shower and you two go at it. That should eliminate any episodes of "The Rotten Coochie Show" from then on...

Or punch that chick in the cooch with a Summer's Eve bar! lmaooooooo!!!

Re: The Real Pajama Party

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:01:31 -0000

lol...yeah i get you. lol...sexual intellectual u are!

Re: The Real Pajama Party

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:38:55 -0000

i agree...all us ladies break out the expensive 'good' lingerie for our men for the first few weeks/months...then we usually take it down a few notches once we get comfortable with you...but riddle me this...

You wouldn't like to wake up early Saturday morning and walk in the kitchen to see me cooking you breakfast in a tank and some boyshorts? Tell me that ish aint HOT!

Re: She Deserves A Tongue Spanking

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:58:20 -0000

there is nothing in the world like some really good head from a talented young brother...mm mm mm...

i have 2 P.E.K (that's Pussy Eating Kings for those who don't know) who LIVE UP to their names...

i think the difference is if the dude REALLY LOVES giving head...if he does, then there's nothing he won't do to please you...shoot...I've had my 2 call me up JUST to use me as a buffet! Do I complain? Hell no...but Xilla...u better stop before I make that trip to the ATL...

Re: She Deserves A Tongue Spanking

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:54:07 -0000

yoni? you read Eric Jerome Dickey by any chance?

Re: Saw V Screen Shots

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:46:11 -0000

i dont do scary movies at all...i've actually watched maybe 5 in my lifetime...i hate being scared. The last one I saw in the theater was Mirrors and I had the whole crowd screaming cuz I was so jumpy. I hate them...now my friends are DRAGGING me to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios...i heard that shit was incredibly scary...if u dont hear from me anymore its cuz I died in Orlando...lol. I aint playing either.

Re: 5 Women All Men Want To Bang

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:40:46 -0000

women want cops, military men, construction workers and the professional business type...oh and mechanics. basicly men doing manly things...throw a lil bit of power in there and muscles bulging and we are all over dude...

mmmm...makes me wanna drive by the construction site down the street and get my drool on...damn u Xilla...

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:02:37 -0000

oh and I'd DEFINITELY wanna come on a chicks face...i saw a pic yesterday of a girl with nut all over her face and even some IN her nose...I would have to see how good my aim is to recreate that...

oh and try anal sex to see what the big deal is about....i forgot about those when I posted earlier...hehehehe!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:21:38 -0000

i take no responsibilty for the actions and REactions of anything suggested in this post. Thank you...

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:06:56 -0000

pussy marathon..hilarious!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:05:24 -0000

I'd just walk up to a broad and be like "them lips lookin nice ma...how bout u take a face dive on this DICK! let me see what ya workin wit?" lmao!!

honestly tho, i think you can be blunt and rude and get chicks to do what you want. Women LIKE to be told what to do...if we thought we could just be sexually uninhibited without being labeled something vulgar and have our reps ruined, we'd be doin so so much more than we do presently...its u men that like to fuckin brag that make women think twice..ya'll the ones messin the game up!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:58:45 -0000

amen..be like Chris Rock "smack her wit a dick, smack her wit a dick!" LMAO!

Re: D*ck For A Day

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 11:48:42 -0000

i always wondered what i'd do cuz i believe dudes do have it made..if I had a dick for a day, I'd be a man-whore. I'd holla at every female that walked, I'd grab ass and titties at a club, as random broads to give me head in a bathroom, dick down at leat 3 females in one day and then tell everyone about it..in detail and not worry about being called a whore or any other name. Plus I'd LOVE spending less than $20 a week on my hair (I've always been jealous that gettin a damn haircut is so cheap!)

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:10:28 -0000

mmm...random pic sent to you in the middle of the day...yeah. let me store that one in the memory bank...

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 15:05:39 -0000

lol...a couple chicks were getting busy in stairwells when i was living in the barracks with some of the male rovers on watch! lmao...you would come down the stairs and see chicks gettin put thru walls when they supposed to be making rounds...ugh...I miss the Navy like crazy...lmao

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:46:23 -0000

naw...never went out to sea...but I have heard the sex on the ship stories from plenty of ppl...lol...so ya'll were freaking all over the place huh? I gotta admit...them navy men can lay pipe...i dont know what it is bout em...i damn near married one (for real) lol...an OS2...pipe laying extraordinaire!

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:40:35 -0000

got it...sexual intellectual!

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:34:14 -0000

freak: someone sexure and confident in their sexuality ie Y-o-u! but sexual intellectual is a perfect synonym

and yes, that is most definitely moi!

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:23:07 -0000

yeah...im not saying not to be selective, but the human body is beautiful...why not share some of that beauty with a dude you feeling if he request it...or maybe just to surprise him (hint hint...you might wanna check ur inbox...lol)

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:20:58 -0000

you are really a freak...why am i surprised?

Re: Do You Send Naked Pictures

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:11:04 -0000

@Miss_P

you were in the navy? ME TOO!!! lol...not anymore tho...interesting

and yeah...i've taken naked pics...my first time ever was actually in high school with this guy I was gettin it on with on the regular for about a year. I let him take some pics of the va j j on his camera phone and they were spread ALL OVER MY HIGH SCHOOL! i was hurt to no end, embarrassed, harassed by most of the guys EVEN MORE SO than before and worse, HE NEVER OWNED UP TO IT! psh...whatever. But my popularity in school rose and the pics (plus his bragging about my sex skills...ahem) just made guys all the more interested in me. So I aint even mad at him anymore

Now, I do send naked pics cuz I love my body...if they get around, I wouldnt be ashamed cuz no one can say anything bad about them or me...plus dudes love it and I have been made the screensaver of quite a few Navy boy computers...hmm...maybe a career in modeling? lmao

Re: Sleep Or Sex

Chelsea_The_Vixen — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:24:36 -0000

my FAVE topic...morning wood is def the bizness...hmm..I've worn out a boyfriend or two with my sex drive and its always frustrating because they dont participate enough when they're sleepy...so when i get the 'i'm bout to be knocked out vibe' and im horny, i usually pleasure myself until i get real 'ready', rub some of the love juice on his member and stroke a lil to wake him up then ride myself to the mountain top...he aint gotta participate or even be all that involved, but i will get mine...then im rolling over out of the wetspot, or im making an exit to my own crib (cuz I don't f*** at my house, in my bed...sorry!)