Re: Fruit Salad Instructions

BrinaAshleydale — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:43:36 -0000

Awesome. This is why I married you.

Re: How to Meet Your Older Self

BrinaAshleydale — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:41:40 -0000

Wonder what I'd be doing during all of this. And yeah, I'm with Ryan. I want all kinds of Davys around for, um, "strategic sheep purposes."

And yeah, I'm wondering too if "Davys" is the plural of "Davy" or if it's "Davies"

Re: Consequences

BrinaAshleydale — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:37:40 -0000

Just needed an excuse to post this:
Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Evil (Stolen from CafePress)
1. Being gay is unnatural, like air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage gayness, just as being friends with tall people encourages tallness
3. Allowing gay marriage will open the door to marriages with dogs, manatees, liberals and other lower animals
4. Straight marriage has never changed. Women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
5. Gay marriage would destroy the sanctity of marriage like Brittney Spears’ blessed 55-hour union.
6. Straight marriage produces children. Gays shouldn’t marry because not all orphanages are bursting yet.
7. All gays will rear gay children, just as straights rear only straight children
8. True religions teach that God hates, especially gays and illegal immigrants. That’s why the U.S. has only one religion.
9. Children can never succeed without both a mother AND a father. Just look at Andrew Carnegie and Josephine Baker.
10. No one can adapt to new social norms, just as no one could adapt to cars, airplanes or TV.

Re: Roulette

BrinaAshleydale — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:29:46 -0000

I don't know any, but I like Sue's idea!

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