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Re: The paper that dare not speak its name

BrettJones — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:04:45 -0000

Is that like a fist full of dollars?

If you're wearing through the paper, I think maybe your putting to much effort into the act.

Also I'm with Stefan_MK1, I totally want one of those Japanese robot toilets.

Re: Video from when I played in a band on The Daily Alison

BrettJones — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:12:54 -0000

The groupie role is better. All the drugs and demeaning sex without the heavy lifting.

Re: My mom's mom

BrettJones — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 13:11:22 -0000

She is pretty. You can see some resemblance between her and you in the photo you have at the top left of the page. I love these photos from the 40's and 50's and I love the hair styles from back then.

Both sides of my family made their way to the US between 1900 and around 1920. German, Irish and Welsh. are the largest blocks of my family heritage. My great grandfather (dads side) found himself in Port Angles WA by mistake and ended up staying there. He was intending to go to Canada. My mom's dad's family came over just after WWI thankfully, otherwise I'm sure my grandfather would have be on the wrong side of things during WWII. He served in the US Navy in the Pacific instead.

Re: Video from when I played in a band on The Daily Alison

BrettJones — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:42:00 -0000

Good stuff Alison. Your punk rock sneer looks an awful lot like a big happy smile though.

Re: A question about dating

BrettJones — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:24:22 -0000

First off, The Story of O was way better than The Big O, unless you're talking about Big O Tires (I tell you, nothing gets me off like a set of new BF Goodrich AT Radials.).

The meme about not looking and you'll find a partner seems to have some validity to it in my experience.

Re: A question about dating

BrettJones — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:11:12 -0000

well done sir, well done.

Re: A question about dating

BrettJones — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:20:06 -0000

Symmetry, really? I've kind of always had a thing for girls with a leg length discrepancy. They look so sassy with the short hip jutting out and the long leg bent just a little bit.

I've never itemized my wife's traits, I only know that we fit will together. I didn't realize it while I was single, but I think the most important thing for me is to have a partner and not a competitor in a relationship. Second would be that the each person is 100% comfortable in their own skin when they're with their partner. Only other advise it to not be shy, even if you're really shy.

Re: Why am I single?

BrettJones — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:20:58 -0000

You should all know, Alison's bemoaning her singleness is all a ploy for blog traffic.

I've repeatedly offered to make her my #2 wife in my Mormon polygamist compound. As #2 she'd have status and authority over the #3 through #6 wives (plus she can pick her night of the week for "relations"). I've also assured her that even though she's in her early thirty's (I usually take brides in their mid to late teens), I'm sure she'll be able to add 5 or 6 children to the Family. The offer's still open Alison. Think of all the Little House on the Prairie dresses, bad hair styles and the endless sea of grubby kids in your future is you say yes. It would be bliss.

All kidding aside, I'm going to be totally heart broken and jealous when Alison meets Mr Right.

Re: Time for a transformation

BrettJones — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:56:36 -0000

I wonder if there's a The Greg Wilson ring tone of his infectious laugh (and by infectious I'm thinking Ebola)?

Re: The Daily Alison (Where I'm back in NY)

BrettJones — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 11:53:41 -0000

The best Locked Up Abroad was the one where the shy guy was seduced by the girl with Loan Shark debts. After a short time "Dating" she asks him to go to Peru with her for a holiday. The trip of course was setup by the Load Shark so she could be his mule to pay off her debts. The shy guy is only along to make her seem like a legit traveler. She gets pinched at the airport with 19 kilos of coke. He spends 8 months in various shit holes before the charges were dropped but is still stuck there while the prosecutor appeals the ruling. He basically lives in a closet and is in legal limbo waiting for the case to close so he can get his passport back.

I bet he didn't even get laid. Poor bastard.

Re: The Daily Alison (Where I answer more of your questions)

BrettJones — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:46:33 -0000

I love that you tell me you love me at the end of every vlog. I think it's important that everyone knows how you feel about me.

Re: The Daily Alison (Where I play drums and give you a tour)

BrettJones — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:39:16 -0000

Scary. I did a wildland fire fighter training course last summer. Canyons make for very scary fires.

But enough of that kind of talk, I have two weeks of Daily Alison's to get through.

Bye the was, I thought you were just extra tanned from being out west during your RE appearance. At least that's how it looked.

Re: The Daily Alison (Where I play drums and give you a tour)

BrettJones — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:16:43 -0000

I've been away far to long. Good stuff.

Your father is the perfect doting father. I hope to be that when my kids are grown. Presently my angelic young children are more like feral beasts, so instead of doting indulgence I have to rule with an iron fist (metaphorically of course).

I love the back yard by the way. Is there ever any fire danger in that area?

Re: The Daily Alison (Where my mom and I go to Balboa Island)

BrettJones — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 15:39:38 -0000

Hey people. Long time no comment, I've been busy, away, otherwise engaged, dealing with a family tragedy, in prison, having a spring fling, cheating on alison with another vlogger, working as a long haul trucker, walking across America, lost at sea, living as an Amish farmer, searching for big foot, curing cancer, discovering the meaning of life and doing a little bit of laundry .

I have loads of Daily Alison's to catch up on.

Question Alison. Did Tobey earn scale for his performance or is the Daily Alison a non Union shop?

Re: Seriously?

BrettJones — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:34:43 -0000

This is bad news. I have a load of outside projects lined up for the summer.

Re: Things to do in the rain

BrettJones — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:33:15 -0000

Two things.

First: That rainy planet story has been floating through my head for years without me being able to remember the author. So big thanks for that.

Second: I thought you didn't wear underwear..

Re: Seriously?

BrettJones — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:31:47 -0000

Ditto up here in Maine. We had a monsoon a few days ago. All I want to do is take the boat out and go fishing, but I fear I'll spend all my time bailing the rain water out.

Re: Photos from last night's Red Eye

BrettJones — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 21:51:13 -0000

The red sweater looks good on you. I haven't seen last nights show, so I'll just assume you were the best thing about it and say "Well done Alison. Red Eye would fail if it wasn't for your semi-weekly appearances."

Re: The Daily Alison (Where Amy Schumer went to Bonnaroo)

BrettJones — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 15:56:04 -0000

I am utterly heart broken. Amy is the spawn of Chuck? God hates me.

Funniest female comic I know of. Damn it.

Re: The Daily Alison (Where John DeVore stares at blank walls)

BrettJones — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:46:34 -0000

I liked the broken edits that completely ignored continuity. Kind of artsy. You should make it a regular part of The Daily Alison. It could be fun.

I'd like the record to show that I refrained from going with the obvious curtains matching the carpet joke. With my 40th year being marked this September I feel it's time to stop acting like I'm still in high school.

Re: A link to all the crap I wrote on the TONYblog

BrettJones — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 11:59:14 -0000

With the curtains up how is the creepy guy in the building across the street supposed to watch you walk around your apartment in the bath robe you've had since freshman year and your bunny slippers?

Also, apologies for being such an asshole (my failure to comment). I've been busy and lazy at the same time.

Re: I love being loved

BrettJones — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:27:53 -0000

Really Anonymous? 'Cause nothing says love quite like a sweaty taint on your face.

Re: Let's talk trash

BrettJones — Sun, 31 May 2009 22:03:22 -0000

Tired of ugly plastic cans I went to bed bath and beyond for a half round stainless foot pedal can that was about $100. brought it home and discovered it didn't really fit anywhere. Now it lives in a corner of the laundry room.

Re: The Daily Rosen (Day 3, Wherein Dustin stands me up)

BrettJones — Sun, 24 May 2009 13:34:52 -0000

I'm pretty?

Re: The Daily Rosen (5/21/09, Wherein I descend stairs and talk to my dad)

BrettJones — Thu, 21 May 2009 22:05:07 -0000

It's nice to see you so happy.