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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:04:28 -0000

So I have...but AT WHAT COST?

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 11 May 2010 11:01:58 -0000

The sex scene. Can somebody please tell me how a vampire gets a boner if he has no blood? Does his penis become engorged with glitter?

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 11 May 2010 11:02:28 -0000

My dead aunt Dottie was wrong about me. I *am* an achiever.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 14 May 2010 14:20:58 -0000

It seems that way to me as well, but the last time was February, so I guess I was due.

At some point that vein is gonna look like swiss cheese and blow up in his face when he sticks it.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:34:57 -0000

Thanks. I've got kind of a "thing" about socks. I recently replaced ALL of my socks except for a couple of great pairs, because I am addicted to that "new sock feel".

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:48:16 -0000

Does this mean I got comments working again? Hooray?

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 16:22:40 -0000

Thank you - I guess I fixed it. Because it is almost time for my needling, cookies are strictly forbidden right now. Therefore now is the time I most wish I had cookies. I'm glad somebody has cookies. Enjoy them with every fiber of your being.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:39:19 -0000

Like OJ says, "It happens".

You came along long after the days of Fairy Tale Friday. Used to be I would ruin your life on a weekly basis.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 08:55:25 -0000

Thank you - so far this hasn't helped me score with Betty White, The Geriatric Dominatrix, but I've got my fingers crossed.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 09:32:28 -0000

AMEN!

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 22:49:18 -0000

Thanks Amy! I usually link these posts to my facebook where people are always commenting, otherwise I'd probably feel like I was talking to myself. And if I think I'm alone in a room, I might start breaking out the REAL embarassing confessions. We here at Simian Idiot Headquarters (that's just me, I guess) appreciate your comment and approval!

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 10:55:13 -0000

Knowing that I have touched just ONE anus makes all the terrifying visions worthwhile.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 13:23:02 -0000

Thank you, Carolyn. I plan to exploit stupid "As Seen on TV" products on a regular basis until I run out of targets, which will be never.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 15:16:08 -0000

Worse. I managed co-ops and condominiums. For very rich people, who were pretending to be very poor people, so they could get cheap rental housing, and then purchase it. At which point they did not have to pretend to be poor anymore, and all their repressed entitlement came out. It was located in kind of a slummy area. Prostitutes would be sexin' against my office wall. I worked 8 AM to 10 PM, six days a week, and I had a baseball bat under my desk, and fully expected to need it.

'Struth!

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 15:45:45 -0000

So, Clint is the piece of your brain that reminds you how old you are. It must be nice, because when you don't want to hear it, you can just lock Clint in the attic. I'm stuck with my inner Clint 24-7.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 12:47:53 -0000

Yeah but all they do is squirt you with maple syrup and then taunt you with their health care system. If you REALLY upset them, they get a trained moose to politely ask you not to bag the flag again, eh? Big deal.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:52:19 -0000

Welcome, Nicole! Congratulations on understanding my superbly subtle metaphor. Rev. Back It On Up 13 likes this!

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:25:55 -0000

That's cool with me, Nickie. I know you'll do the "right thing".

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 10:27:26 -0000

Thanks! That is her only survival mechanism. She's too short to reach food on her own and too stupid to fend for herself in the wild, but her cute factor is off the charts and thus she is able to con me into supporting her. Parasite.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 11:05:50 -0000

Now Tater, I know you have your hands full with the feed and the shovellin' and all, so I won't put any extra burden on you, but if you ever wanna just TRY the button, well, no harm in it.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 09:23:57 -0000

Made sense to me...

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 12:36:14 -0000

That is strange. I guess "Sure Do Miss Ya" Orangutans must have meant something to somebody at one time. It was probably the meme of its day. A lot of vintage postcards I've seen from southern states have a talking yam in them. Sometimes it wears a crown. I've seen it often enough to wonder if King Yam was a once-important but now forgotten theme in American advertising.

This lifelike, poseable orangutan would look really good in your dresser, I'll bet. You should surprise Donna with it for your anniversary. I guarantee she'll be speechless.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 12:20:09 -0000

Nicole, I know. I couldn't.

This Astonishing Shit You Can Buy came to my attention because a co-w*rker of mine is on a mailing list for lots of terrible catalogs, due to the fact that her dad collects these hideous knick knacks. She showed me this and said, "isn't it cute", and I jumped out the window and plummeted 19 stories to my death.

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:44:54 -0000

Are butt plugs supposed to be comfortable?

"This new butt plug from the Franklin Mint's Cum-Frt-Pluggz feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"

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Rev. Back It On Up 13 — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 11:58:16 -0000

Finally - my hobby of stuffing stuff up peoples' butts to see if it hurts them will be SANCTIONED by the NEW WORLD ORDER!