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Re: The "Carter Defence" used again

Awarua2008 — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:14:37 -0000

why can't homosexuals just be like the rest of us and crack someone who calls them a poofter? oh, that's right, he is a poofter...silly me.

if any of my clients give me shit tomorrow i'm going to sue them for persecuting me becuase I'm a raving hetero.

Re: Politico abused wife and can't have the house - Judge

Awarua2008 — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:22:07 -0000

If it involves women, men, and the word 'matrimonial', it's a dog whistle to Peter "Armed Offenders Squad Callout" Burns. Bites like a barracuda every time. Insert the word 'gay' as well and he might even attack something (don't kick the oven again Pete, it upsets the kids when you leap around the kitchen screaming obscenities)...

Re: The wrong dog died

Awarua2008 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 06:55:46 -0000

Good God, what would he have done if his wife had rushed off to sniff a bundle of foetid seaweed and ten minutes later turned up her toes?

Perhaps she suggested the walk in the vain hope he might just ingest a sea slug...

Re: The Whale Report

Awarua2008 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:53:13 -0000

fuck you are tedious. SPORT and racing clubs, fuckhead.

Re: The Whale Report

Awarua2008 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 02:46:04 -0000

Helene Ambler? lightweight. no wonder it's going tits up (excuse the unfortunate saying in this regard) for your old mate...and doesn't she work as Tolley's press flack? wonder if wonderwoman knows what she's up to?

Re: Notice to Meddling Lawyers

Awarua2008 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:13:43 -0000

Naylor you are correct - National's management is fucking abysmal. Even their ministerial staff can't co-ordinate 'good news' - one MP got word about a major grant to a local community group the day after it appeared in the local rag. They need Michael Wall back (and, God help me) Simon Carr...

Re: Notice to Meddling Lawyers

Awarua2008 — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:31:03 -0000

Yeah see ya Bruce! And what's wrong with a wank now and then anyway? Might help you resolve your uptightedness. Better one off the wrist than bashing the missus, eh?

Re: Bonjour - International Languages Week

Awarua2008 — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 20:45:21 -0000

The Labour Party greeting: "Show Me The Money"
The NZ First greeting: "Show Me The Money In A Brown Paper Bag"

Re: OMG! I agree with Trevor

Awarua2008 — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 04:24:33 -0000

he's just peddling his usual brand of political opportunism - just another form of corpse cuddling for votes...

Re: Friday's Random Rude Questions

Awarua2008 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:28:42 -0000

Land Transport's resident wanker (that North American mouthpiece) will say they're doing safety checks on the cabs or somesuch bollocks.

Re: Random Words

Awarua2008 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:57:57 -0000

there's a few high ranking sheilas with mo's in the Greens.

Re: Who said Blogs aren't effective?

Awarua2008 — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:44:37 -0000

with the above in mind, why has this gone to Australia? Seems pretty fucking stupid:

Purchaser Organisation Ministry of Social Development (MSD)
Department Email msdnactenders@msd.govt.nz
Contract Title Sole parents in sub-groups research
Purchaser Reference Sole parents in sub-
Description Proposed qualitative research will investigate the life histories and experiences of sole parents in sub-groups that have an elevated vulnerability to poor outcomes who have nevertheless succeeded in having positive life coutcomes. Recently the Anglican Social Services Trust Board were contracted to the Ministry to provide a detailed project design brief which described how this research would be carried out.
Successful Supplier University of New South Wales
Location Social Policy Research Centre Gate 9, High Street, Kensington Sydney NSW 2052
Term of Contract 12 days
Contract Value Range $ 0 - $ 50 K

Re: Stop being a great big poof

Awarua2008 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:31:19 -0000

I wonder if either have had Old Lynn, the bloke with the girl's name who is right up their arse over at the subStandard?

Re: Wasting Government Money - Tenders

Awarua2008 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 07:28:49 -0000

Intersex? WTF is that? I'm intersex, it's just that my wife isn't always inter it when I am.

Re: Stop being a great big poof

Awarua2008 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:09:47 -0000

perhaps, but they don't use it as a crutch for troughing.

Re: Stop being a great big poof

Awarua2008 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:08:29 -0000

we shouldnt care that he likes it up the gary, but the reality is that if he keeps going on about it, the 'disconnect' between Labour and blokes grows even wider.

Re: Stop being a great big poof

Awarua2008 — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:06:47 -0000

those who can't, teach. qualifications mean fuck all when you have to put the rubber to the road. just look at metiria turei.

Re: Stop being a great big poof

Awarua2008 — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 20:32:37 -0000

ran into two national MPs today who reckon Carter can keep playing this card as long as he likes because its worth at least 1% in the polls!

Re: Philip Field Guilty

Awarua2008 — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:22:22 -0000

he won't go to jail. the justice system is too gutless.

Re: In Christchurch

Awarua2008 — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:23:00 -0000

Christchurch is a prick of a place. Not only is it the violent crime capital of Noo Zilind, but they have a whole lot of Labour voters there. Torch the whole fucking place!

Re: If Paula is a bully then so is Helen

Awarua2008 — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:04:34 -0000

Clark, Mallard, Cullen...there's a clear pattern emerging there. Bennett told the truth to fix up some 'convenient' untruths. How that is bullying is beyond me. SOT, but I see Plughead turned himself into a human punch bag at question time again today. Collins shouldn't be so nice to him when he clearly wants to be spanked in public.

Re: Pot, Kettle, Black Clown

Awarua2008 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:45:42 -0000

Where's Mrs Williams to defend him here today? Maybe it's pool cleaning day...

Re: Pot, Kettle, Black Clown

Awarua2008 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:14:35 -0000

you missed the bit about how LGNZ then proceeded to publicly slap down the Clown and effectively put him in the stupid corner for the rest of the day...

Re: Labour MPs can't stop troughing

Awarua2008 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:12:54 -0000

awwww...a trip to see mum...how nice (retch...)

Re: Help a poor blogger out

Awarua2008 — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:23:18 -0000

Those motherfuckers at Labour have taken it down already. Harpooned by teatime!