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Re: Internet idiots (Scripting News)

AdScam — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 09:28:57 -0000

Dave...
Your point, "However this is not advertising! It is commercial information. The former is in our way, the latter is what we seek." Was best expressed by long dead SF adman Howard Gossage, who said... "People don't read advertising, they read what interests them. Sometimes, it's advertising."
Cheers/George

Re: Dell Sinks Deeper Into The Slush Pile, Enfactico Brace Thyself - AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:03:09 -0000

It's fucking over... I give Enfatico six months. Dell used to be number one in PC sales. They are now number fucking FIVE. Enfatico has done one campaign in ten months... For fucking India!!! Anyone at Enfatico with a contract... Yeah, that includes you Ken... Can tear it up. The Poisoned Dwarf has NEVER lost a legal battle.... That's NEVER. Rember... You heard it first on AdScam.
Cheers/George

Re: Donny Deutsch Hammers Away At Politics (Again) - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:56:54 -0000

Donny Deutschnozzle... What a fucking wanker!!!
LoveYa/George

Re: Mark Wnek: The Elephant In The Room At Lowe New York - AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:26:35 -0000

SexySpy...
Jesus fucking christ... Who fucked you over this week... That's the biggest hatchet job I've seen in fucking months. Get a few drinks, take deep breaths, then wait a few hours before you post shit like this... Yeah, I know I do it too... But I try and get some elements of humor in there... The biz is a joke, you have to be a fucking clown to work in it. Still LoveYa though!
Cheers/George

Re: Exclusive: WPP’s Hiring Freeze Inconsistent With Practice? - AgencySpy

AdScam — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 22:49:39 -0000

Lew Trencher would cut your nuts off for a dollar. Matt, I wouldn't fuck with him!
And you can get the news on Enfatico at AdScam. 'Cos all the good shit is there.
Cheers/George

Re: Parker Bids For WPP - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:43:45 -0000

Manolo Sanchez...
Didn't you used to dance with Lola?
Cheers/George

Re: Parker Bids For WPP - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:08:21 -0000

SexySpy...
Thank you for your support in my quest to rid the world of the Poisoned Dwarf's odious efforts to fuck the ad biz... Which is tough to do, as it's already very fucked. Donations should be sent to my Swiss bank account. Make checks out to "The George Parker Benevolent Fund & Society for the Rescue of Fallen Girls." Disregard any emails from Nigeria.
May God smile on you and bring peace to your family.
Cheers/George

Re: "The Week in Advertising" - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:01:24 -0000

Matt...
You will never become RocketBoom, unless you start showing the delectable "C" in her boxers. That I would sign up for. And what the fuck is that douchenozzle Chuck Porter talking shit video clip all about. Where the fuck are the dogs on skateboards, or the exploding Pepsi bottles? c'mon guys, we're in Web 2.0 land now... Ask Julie Roehm!!!
Cheers/George...
Soon to be CEO of AdScam/WPP

Re: End Piece: “The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear It’self…” - AgencySpy

AdScam — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 19:01:43 -0000

The problem with these people is that it is useless to even attempt to have a rational discussion with them. They are convinced Obama is a Muslim terrorist. Thank God, come November, they will be in the minority and the Democrats will control the Presidency, the Senate and Congress... And please, spare me that bullshit about splitting power. Unless the Democrats actually buckle down and sort out the mess Republicans have landed us in... We are fucked. The problem is, the strong medicine required will have the GOP saying... I told you so... Tax and Spend. So, in eight years, when the mess is cleared up... Hopefully. Then the GOP will sweep back into power and fuck everything up again!

Cheers/George

Re: Old Navy Selects Crispin - AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:54:31 -0000

Can we look forward to a 90 second "Tees since the Stone Age" TV spot on the Super Bowl. Or maybe "Dead-n'-Hoodie" with zombies in jeans. How about "Sweats Laws" with Burt Reynolds? Whatever... I give 'em a year.
Cheers/George

Re: Enfatico Gary Steele Parks In A New Pasture - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 20:46:33 -0000

Yeah... He was the Global Transition Officer, 'cos he's a global expert on fucking hamburgers! Check out what he did before Enfatico, and what he'll do at Havas.
Cheers/George

Re: The Founder Turns 34, Buys Cane and Adult Diapers - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:56:51 -0000

Matt...
Actually, I have just turned 34... For the third time.
But I can still drink young douchenozzles under the table.
The secret of longevity, is to stay pickled.
Next time I'm in New York, I'll prove it for you.
Cheers/George

Re: Droga's In The Middle Of An Obama, Silverman Sandwich - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:25:16 -0000

Dave stole my "douchenozzle" Fucker!!!
Cheers/George

Re: Breaking: Citibank To Buy Wachovia? Ogilvy - Brace Thy Self. - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:11:41 -0000

What is fucking funny is that you know both Y&R and O&M spent a shitload of money pitching this turd... The Poisoned Dwarf must be going fucking nuts.
Cheers/George

Re: Enfatico Speaks And Answer Critics - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:53:58 -0000

"C"
When are these douchenozzles going to stop talking this 800 agency bullshit?
When IBM put all its business (much bigger and more diverse) into O&M 12 years ago, they had 82 agencies worldwide. Does Enfatico include the guy who places one Yellow Pages ad in fucking Timbucktoo as an agency. See my post about the upcoming "Consultant Global CD" for the shit that is about to hit the Enfatico fan... The Poisoned Dwarf if very pissed.
Cheers/George

Re: DraftFCB Cans Chris Becker, Says Delaney via AdScam - AgencySpy

AdScam — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:27:28 -0000

Draft/FCB, New York, is fucked... What else is there to say???
Cheers/George

Re: Donny Deutsch Will Get His Butt Kicked And It's About Time - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:06:25 -0000

Donny Deutschnozzle is a putrid churl, who through his pathetic TV show reinforces every sane persons perception that ad people are a bunch of fucktards. Fortunately, no one watches his show (Or reads his ghost written book, which is on the 70% reduced "Bargain" list of Amazon.) His remarks about bedding the totally corrupt Sarah Palin, explain why this egomaniac is regularly thrown out of New York bars for hitting on women who just want the cretin to curl up and fucking die. LoveYa SexySpy/Cheers/George

Re: Hey Power 150? What's The Deal? - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 16:58:24 -0000

Hey SexySpy... Hate to have to tell you this... But Agency Spy is tracked, as is AdScam... Which is usually a good fifty places higher than AS... Oooops... But the whole thing is fucked anyway, most of the top rankings are for SEO sites that are as delightful to read as having your fucking leg cut off with no drugs or booze. They should cut out all the non-ad sites.
Still love ya though/Cheers/George

Re: Schematico Bailing on Enfatico, Kinda Being Douchy About it - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:52:50 -0000

Matt...
"T-Bone!" You're getting better.
The real nub of your post is in the final para... Who the fuck wants to work at a one client agency... a.k.a. It's a fucking in-house shop. When they cxan work at one with a gazillion clients. erg - Enfatico=Hacks.
Cheers/George

Re: Bullshit On Cannes: Ghost Ads, Cannes Farms And Cannes Itself Isn’t Going To Listen To The Industry - AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 23:53:41 -0000

Sexy Spy...
Yawn... This shit has been beaten to death for years. It used to be CLIOS, Pencils, D&AD, Lions, whatever... They are all about making money... The main attraction to Cannes is that lots of wankers can go down there and wander up and down the Croisette, getting fucked up on very expensive booze, throwing up and trying to pull birds... All at someone else's expense... Shit what's not to like about that. It's all meaningless... The only thing that has a patina of legitimacy is the EFFIES... As for the rest... As Howard Gossage once said "The only people who care about advertising, are the people in advertising." Damn right.
Cheers/George

Re: David Fowler On The Creative Directors Dilemma - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 23:09:10 -0000

Hey... Sexy...
This is fucking OLD... You know who at psfk had this posted fucking weeks ago... I promised I would give you a hard time... But I still LoveYa...
Cheers/George

Re: Lubars And The Creative Director's Dilemma - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 08:50:40 -0000

The major point of my post on AdScam yesterday, wasn't so much about Lubars 2 minutes of effort... It was about the unfuckingbelievable amounts of money these douchenozzels spend on entries... If BBDO won 845 awards, they had to enter fucking thousands. Can you imagine the budget for that and how much more productive it would have been to buy all the creatives a weeks supply of booze and Peruvian Marching powder!!!
Cheers/George

Re: Oh Hello Again! - mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:38:07 -0000

SexySpy
Welcome back... Maybe the site will once again be worth reading. I still reserve the right to kick the shit out of one and all if you fuck up... Oh, and Mediabistro is still a giant bag of shit.
Cheers/George

Re: mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:59:51 -0000

Take her behind the woodshed and shoot the fucker. You'll both feel better for it. Failing that, Agency Spy and I can drive her to commit suicide.
Cheers/George

Re: mediabistro.com: AgencySpy

AdScam — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:55:24 -0000

Guys...
Sorry to rub your noses in it... But you only have to have ads on the site if the primary purpose of the site is to make money... Not that there's anything wrong with that... We are all AdHo's... But of the many hundreds of ad blogs out there, most are written by people who just want to express a point of view, or rant about what a fucking douchenozzle their boss is... Besides which, anyone with half a brain knows you can't make money blogging... It merely serves as a portal for you to sell drugs, sex, rock& roll. Well, that's my excuse... See you in Blog Hell.
Cheers/George